Z0mbeezBranez

I have been forced to socialize.

[vimeddiart]

Doodle of my waking situation this morning

[z0mbeezbranez]

EXPLODES YOU WITB MY MIND

Slendy: Your mind game bomb thingies don't work across multiverses, sadly. Do better. Tilly: (Giggles) I wanna hug them with my mind, can I do it? Branez: I don't see why not.

[ambassador-d1b]

Don't mind the haters, you'll grow into that head eventually.

I didn't see this ask until just now, what was this even about.

[z0mbeezbranez]

Branez: Something I seen in a post a while back... Can't say I remember which one it was though... Life's being busy here with the twins and Tilly and getting prepped for visitors.

[toxic-excess]

'Stop being gross on Tumblr' he says As if Tumblr isn't the 'Being Gross in Public' website

[kneltnotbowed]

Having fun?

[z0mbeezbranez]

Who said that? It's kinda rude.

[resisty-zim]

why are you green :v

Because I'm an irken.

[invadrzee]

oh my god gashloog you cant just ask someone why theyre green

[gashloog]

yeah but why is he tho

like

why does he look like like that :v

[invadrzee]

no bcs u are so right not once in my whole LIFETIME have i EVER seen someone as . interesting looking as him. THE PHOTOS HE POSTS ARE SO . THEYRE SO. SO EMBARRASSING I CANT EVEN i cant even bring myself to look at his profile i CANT. if i looked like that i'd disappear from the universe forever dude must be BRAVE to be posting those to the internet 💀

[gashloog]

he looks like my spatula after the great foodening 😭

[invadrzee]

IM LAUGHINGG he's built like a spatula too 😭 strange ass antennae WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THEM HELPPP

[gashloog]

hes an interesting critter. would love to put him in the deep frier

[resisty-zim]

If you think I'M ugly, you're in for a rude awakening when you see @z0mbeezbranez 's Zim, Slendy.

[z0mbeezbranez]

Slendy: Hello? I've been summoned by the mere mention of me. Roast all you want you fools! It is I who holds the secrets to superior skin care. Branez: Zim, get out of my office chair please.

[player-dreamer]

Think your pop would be scared of this lil fella?

my friend, he’s already dead. But yes. I’d put that beside him in his rotting coffin.

[toxic-excess]

I actually know some ghost sharks who could go haunt his grave site

[player-dreamer]

Do the honors to scare the shit outta him

[z0mbeezbranez]

Branez: Oh goodness, then you don't wanna see the biggins we got here Shquids are something I don't ever want to encounter up close, I've seen what they do to things from afar, not fun. Sharhana on the other hand... You'd have to ask Sprouts about.

[z0mbeezbranez]

A zombie nyan cat. I don't know. Looks cute

DAAAAWWWW If only Reva would allow us to take in more pets! TmT But between the Cravens, the Bumblebirds, the Worse babies... She wouldn't let _me bring in a zombie kitty_. But if Tilly were to ask.... Hmmmm....

[player-membrane]

That's too many already.

[z0mbeezbranez]

Yes, I know but the Cravens are less pets as they are a food source for myself and the other zombies and who knows? maybe the twins too eventually. They are part zombie after all.

[z0mbeezbranez]

A zombie nyan cat. I don't know. Looks cute

DAAAAWWWW If only Reva would allow us to take in more pets! TmT But between the Cravens, the Bumblebirds, the Worse babies... She wouldn't let _me bring in a zombie kitty_. But if Tilly were to ask.... Hmmmm....

[lrdv0x3lr0t]

Look what bug boy found in my brother's room. The dork thought it was a picture of me for some reason. What an idiot.

[player-dreamer]

Girl, u blind? It IS you.

[z0mbeezbranez]

Branez: So... If it's not you.... Is it a demon friend of yours perhaps? I know my Gaz is friends with at least one demon probably more at this point.

[the-galactic-hunters]

why the FUCK did you stay awake for seven years

[ukagaka-zim]

IRKENS OF SOME UNIVERSES DON'T NEED TO SLEEP. I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP EITHER.

[z0mbeezbranez]

Slendy: I don't _need_ sleep but I enjoy having the sway to sleep whenever I want really these days. Unfortunately I have a Dib to kinda thank for that and I have mixed feelings about a second Dib who's made that kinda... Something to look forward to lately when they visit. Branez: Oh, someone has a crush? Slendy: N- no! .... maybe.... Branez: Congrats, you stickbug.

[horrorandhalloween]

by Gemma Correll

[z0mbeezbranez]

I'm surprised there's no zombies on here D:

[oddarette]

Tea Bee 🫖🐝

[z0mbeezbranez]

My goodness our bumblebees aren't this lovely, however, they are waaay fuzzier!

[caats]

[z0mbeezbranez]

This is like, really cute, but have you seen my children?

[z0mbeezbranez]

I AM NOT A SMEET!!!! I TURNED 13 FIVE DAYS AGO SO THERE

Slendy: You are so a smeet until you reach at least 100 you're considered a smeet. So there. 13 years is bishwiz in the long run.

[z0mbeezbranez]

I’ll probably visit today actually >:]

AND DONT TELL HIM THAT

Slendy: Oh, and why not? Are you scared he's gonna treat you like the Smeet you really are?

[z0mbeezbranez]

…DIIZ NUTS HAHAHAHAHA

Slendy: Should I tell the himbo that you said such a crude thing?

[z0mbeezbranez]

Good luck with that :>

Slendy: How dare you invoke my wraith child! Also the Himbo's wondering when you'll next visit but since you're a coward I'm guessing you're not going to show your face around here for quite sometime.