memento mori

mayo | 17 | remember when this was an art blog? yeah me neither

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[feistypuppythatwantstowatchball]

HOW ARE PEOPLE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[aesthesiamag]

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…

[cynicalbitchmuppet]

I was really hoping these weren’t staged and the artist just spends weeks in art galleries and days in front of paintings to make these

Well guess what… That’s exactly what he did!

[1dietcokeinacan]

Lynda Barry, 2016

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Claudette Colbert dressed as Pierrot the Clown, 1930s

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[nevver]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

[artist-refs]

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

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[screechythyng-deactivated202003]

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

[ceevee5]

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

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[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

wow

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I lost it at the fucking chess pieces

[alwaysbewoke]

the laugh at the end

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fiendfluid]

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

[pissvortex]

since everyone is talking about how modern astrology/spirituality is starting to become reactionary neo-phrenology i think this video should be required viewing

[pissvortex]

i’m not saying your weird aunt is a fascist for believing in astrology bs but there is a shared history. these belief systems arise as a response to “unexplainable” phenomenon like the crippling mental health deterioration under neoliberal capitalism - you’re depressed because uh the moon, not because of your shitty job!

is it any wonder that astrology people can be led down a rabbit hole of strictly deterministic, almost eugenicist thinking when the fascist right has a long and storied history of similarly appealing to abstractions? the basis of nazism itself is that jewish people are less “spiritually developed” than aryans, and thus need to inflict pain and suffering on the world via jewish blood magic or whatever the fuck so that they can suppress the natural spiritual power of the aryans.

if you think i’m bullshitting you, why else are all the neo-nazis online obsessed with conspiracy theories about reptile people, why do you think fascists show up to protests with norse runes and magic sigils scrawled over their shitty flags? hell, how would you explain alex jones? modern astrology likes to think of itself as divorced from political connotations, but that idea only makes it more susceptible to being co-opted by these freaks

[mapsontheweb]

Countries where Queen Elizabeth II can be charged with a crime.

Keep reading

[spicymayonegg]

queen elizabeth go to south sudan challenge

[prisonerofdreamsss-deactivated2]

Jaderoxy flirting would be like “babe ur my 8th electron of my outer layer, u make me complete and stable. b4 u came along i was like the halogen column on the periodic table, missing a piece and all over the place, ily will u b my parter in noble gas?” and jade would just b like swooning

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Italian mobsters using discord to have a meeting and they have a bot that plays accordion music on repeat

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[arealtrashact]

The first Lost Boy

[jaycee-penny-art]

oh shiiiiit you right

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[crystalleena-deactivated2022101]

OOOOOOHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS

[aughtpunk]

huh I wonder what this art is for oH FUCK

[clawsomebeats]

ive got no clue how tumblr works have a silly davekat comic