lmaooooooooooo aaj toh DJ ka pitaai waala din hai.
“DJ tu sach-much mere haathon kharch ho jayega kisi din, bataa raha hoon!” lololololol
dj is an all rounder when it comes to his business. his marketing skillz are truly kaabil-e-taareef; pitaai ke time par bhi customer ko pitch de raha hai!!!!!
hahahahahaha “achcha hai, do chaar din log sukoon mein rahenge!!!”
kek, he had exactly 3 seconds of chill before losing it all and begging her to tell him what she told huma.
ab raat ko badi sukoon waali neend aayegi isko, jiya se daant jo khaa li hai.
arre wah, he’s going straightttttt to the source.
ffs huma, please don’t fall for these two’s fuckeryyyyyyyy and break the girl code!!!!
YAAAAAAS HUMA. ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE THE MOST SENSIBLE ONE IN THIS SHOW.
“NAA DASSS. ZEHER LAGDI HAI MAINU [unknown punjabi word that’s sure to be an insult]” LOLOLOLOL
i loooooove when arsal lapses into punjabi in moments of heightened emotion
wait…. teeno bhai???? there’s one more brother????
also why is masooma’s hair longer all of a sudden?????
“chodo kinza ko!” le, uski khud ki maa ko hi uski parwaah nahi hai, toh humaare upar kyun laad rahe ho us manhoos ko????? DAFA KARO USKO HUMAARI NAZRON SE!!!!!
pft such bad spying by these idiots.
lmao meanwhile our hero here is making plans to steal. from a 10 year old. how low we’ve fallen.
LOL MOM’S HERE. BHAAD MEIN JAAYE SAARE PLAN.
“ajeeb hi buzurg ne is ghar de” - that’s what this show should actually be called.
ugh kinza fucking fuck the fuck off already.
ouff sherry is also annoying me now.
oh thank god jiya is listening to all this. usse bhi pata hona chahiye ki yeh dono kya kehte hai peeth-peeche.
PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS MEANS KINZA’S FINALLY GIVEN UP!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!
GOD KINZA COULD YOU JUST GO TF BACK TO PEKHAWARRRRRR.
aye hayeeeeeeee hero ke tevar aur confidenceeeeeeeee toh dekhoooooo
lol jiya legit gets so flustered and turned on when he turns on the charmmmmm.
ROOKIE MISTAKEEEEEEE DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PHONE PE PASSCODE BHI NAHI DALA HUA HAI?!!?????????????? OUFF OH DJ!
OMGOMGOMGOMG HE’S WATCHING ITTTTTTTT
haha awwwwwwww look at his face: disbelief and cockiness and pensive and finally, that shy true happiness waala smile; my hearttttttttt is a puddle of mushhhhh you guysssss.
lmaooo jalal phupa toh has A+ sinister plans once he gets his hands on dj’s ‘shaitaani’ phone
what even is with all the adults in this house fighting with a chotuuuu sa bachcha. kuch toh aukaat mein raho!
haaaye bachche ki saaaari mehnatttt waste. yeh tune achcha nahi kiya salllu. this is gonna come back to bite you in the butt.
huma is A Good Friend. i like huma.
oh ho jiyaaaaa, aas paas dekh toh liya karo baat karne se pehle.
TOO LATE. ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION BHAAG JIYA BHAAG
lmaoooooooo tevarrr toh dekhoooooo iske.
oh ho reverse psychology. interestinggggg. risky move but could work.
aw noooooooo she’s hurttttttt. baby noooooo he’s just playing youuuu.
“bohut pyaar hai yeh, ya takraar hai yeh; jo roothega koi, toh iqraar hai yeh” UGH I LOVE THESE LYRICS SO MUCH AND FARHAN’S VOICE GIVES ME ALL THE FEELZZZZZZZZ
oh ho arsallllll, stop ittttt nowwww. bohut ho gaya.
lo yeh manhoos bhi aa gayi mood aur kharaab karne.
never thought i’d be so adamantlyyyyyyyy #teamJalal GO PHUPAAAAAA FUCK EM UPPPPPPPP
oh nooooo alia’s coming backkkkk oufffff
look at this oversmart chantttttomaiii. oye, itnaaaaaa bhi hawaaa mein mat udd!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha arsal’s seena chauda stare and nazaakat’s hasty retreat.
GOD I LOVE BIJAAAN SO MUCHHHHHHHH
looooook at his happinesssss, and the way he dragged her away phatttttttttt se on getting permission from bijaan.
oh ho as eid is getting closer, alkaram ka promotion is getting more and more aggressive.
OK ARSAL BOHUT HO GAYA STOP PLAYING HER LIKE THISSSSSSS
look at the way she looks at him as he talks about how he’d neverrrr let anyone get in between them, if she willed it. god girl, could you be more transparently into your own damn husband??????/
lol djjjjjjjjjjjj i love you my sassy lil squish balllll
waaah re arsal badaa don bana phir raha haiiiiiiiiiiii. shabaaaash mere sher!
lmaooooo shahana’s nagin impression.
kinza’s fakeass smile at her own dad. god. meesni kahinki.
jiya is jittery af at divorce topic now. ab kahan gayi tumhari “anghoota gardan pe rakh kar le loongi” waali confidence, baby?????
oh hoooo can we stop wasting timeeee on this masoooma jalal garbage, literally who cares about this nonsense
arsal’s really decided to go for the zakhm par mirchiiiiiii lagaane waala strategy huh????????
“yeh pehenkar toh tum qayamat lagti ho, qayamat! aisa na ho ki saad saab kahin ludakkkk hi jaayein” pffftttttt biwi ko compliment dena hai toh seedha seedha de na
he called HIMSELFFF a pahaadi bakraaaa. i don’t want to love this idiot but god i do!!!!!!!
that exaggerated swagger waala exit tho. what a dumbasssss.
abbe tere good luck ki aisi ki taisi. in the words of jalal phupa SHAKALLLLL GUMMMMM KARO APNA!!!!!!
