zay

zay · twenty one · film studies · junior It's so hard to imagine who I'd be if I walked away Never know what it's like to be the life of the party

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bellsvargas:

“Why the hell wouldn’t you question it? Technically though, would you feel pain… So if you could wake up one day as any food then, you’d choose a donut?

“Cause I’d be fine with it, the pain if there was any is a cost I’d be willing to endure to know the answer, and I like donuts. Is there something wrong with that?”

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tonylacazette:

Though he was absolutely sure that it was never going to happen, Tony took into consideration what Isaiah said. He knew he had to keep an open mind as anything is possible during college, where almost everybody experiments. “I’ll remember that for sure. It’s already hard enough for me to find someone to fondue with, let alone having a threesome or more. But yeah, I will definitely take that into consideration if that time comes. Thanks man.” He bumped his fist to Isaiah’s.

He returned the fist bump and shook his head. “You’ll find someone eventually. Scoring a date ain’t really that hard man. Just gotta sell yourself and by that, I don’t mean your body cause that’s prostitution and I don’t think you’d do well in jail. No offense.”

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gabrielkirn:

“Because you love food, more specifically, donuts. So much so, that you would eat yourself. I get it. You don’t love getting your dick sucked? And if you had the flexibility to do it yourself, like say a dog, wouldn’t you suck your own dick?” He suddenly wondered why he was going into this completely unimportant explanation. “There’s pizza.”  

“Not enough to suck it myself. Getting my dick sucked is awesome, I’d rather suck someone else’s dick.” Zay shrugged and that was true he’d rather give pleasure and that was truly the one and only unselfish thing about him. “I’m more of a taco dude, but I identify with donuts, something about an open hole the middle if a desert I’m just here for.”

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mercedescochran:

“Oh no, it’s genuine. If there’s anything I expect of the Greek system, it’s terrible frat jokes made by even unfunnier guys who think they’re the next Dane Cook or, they freakin’ wish, Chris Rock. Good to know not everyone’s like that.”

“Speaking of Dane Cook though he randomly was in the last episode of American Gods and I honest to God was just like the fuck they still let me him act? Cause he’s not good at it so it makes no damn sense.”

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mercedescochran:

“Great. Good for you. The world needs more progressive thinkers.”

“Not sure if there’s an undertone of condescension, or maybe that’s just part of the vibe you give off.”

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gabrielkirn:

“You’re right because after thinking about being a donut, thinking about being a dog is so random. Why would you even wanna be a donut?” 

"It is because the donut thing is something said by Troy Barns on Community that I wholeheartedly agree with while the dog thing is just weird." He reasoned. "Donuts are delicious why wouldn't you wanna be a donut?"

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baileyreinhart:

“God I cry so easily. I cry when I am sad or mad or happy. I just cry all the time.” Bailey shrugged, letting out a chuckle. She wasn’t ashamed or anything like that. “Right? God, Up was amazing. You are right, it can be too much for kids but hey, they gotta face the death at some point. It’s a part of life. I just love that movie so much. It makes me cry, yet I watch it over and over again.” With a sigh, Bailey shrugged. “I do! Oh my God, really? That’s so cool. What do you mean by that explains a lot?”

“That just makes me wonder if there’s something wrong with me cause I haven’t cried since like eighth grade.” He shrugged knowing inwardly should probably do something about figuring why that was, but that was an effort. “I mean I don’t mean that in like a bad way. It’s like you’re like an emotional person but your demeanor is desensitized I don’t know if that makes any sense. I have no clue what II’m talking about at this point.”

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lexa-goldman:

“Safe isn’t the first word that comes to mind when I’m looking for a guy to bang. I’m not looking for vanilla, missionary sex with lots of eye contact and hand holding, Zay. Come on. I know I don’t actually strike you as that type,” she said, her voice slightly chiding as she spoke to him. “And if you started going out of your way to drop me at practice, not only would I never have sex with you, I’d actively kill you,” she added, laughter in her voice. “Got something else to try?”

“Men are terrible, but personally for me, lashing out because someone doesn’t wanna sleep with me isn’t my thing so nothin’ to worry about there. I’m always gonna catch you.” Zay felt the need to reassure first and foremost cause that seemed more important to establish before addressing anything else she said. “That being said no one here is lookin’ for vanilla missionary sex... I actually don’t understand people who want that... anyway, if some part of you didn’t want to get some you wouldn’t even indulge this conversation  I don't know what you want from me as far as effort goes right now though. Like during and after I got effort for days. You’ll have more than two orgasms, that is a promise I can guarantee, I’ll go down on you for as long and as many times as you would like because that’s the type of dude I am, I care about your pleasure more than mine, cause if I’m the only one getting off that’s not fun. If at any point you wanna slap me, use handcuffs, choke me a little or vise verse, I don’t know what you’re into but I’m down for it. You'll be respected at all times in a very dirty way, and I’ll buy you food whenever you ask from that point on until the end of time. That’s all I got.” He shrugged.

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tonylacazette:

“Hmm, good point. It sounds like you have plenty of experience with this. It’s something I wouldn’t imagine doing.” Tony shrugged. “Yeah, there’s too much loose ends for this Greek Row to have an orgy. Since, some people just can’t stand other people either.”

“Just know if you ever find yourself in a threesome or more cause you never know what’ll happen, never rule it out as a possibility of happening I say, but anyway it’s basically just instinct and your first group experience is never gonna be perfect.” How talking about donuts became ay giving advice about possible group sex he was not sure, but only thing either one of them could do at this point was roll with it. 

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mitchstjames:

“I-,” Mitch paused a bit in shock. “Don’t relate to that specific comparison but I know what you mean, fam. Okay but what about chocolate donuts? Those are amazing.”

“Chocolate donuts are bomb as fuck, that’s just a fact right there. I feel you on that.” 

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gabrielkirn:

“If you were a dog, would you suck your own dick?” 

“How should I know what I would do if I was a dog? I was just talking about food, man.”

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kalina-preslavska:

For a suspended moment Kali’s mouth hung open before she finally huffed out a gust of pent up breath. “Your mother dropped you on your head as a child, didn’t she?” Her dark gaze remained narrowed and locked on his face as she continued to stare for longer than what was normally considered comfortable. “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Besides— donuts are disgusting.”

Zay blinked at the girl for a moment trying his best to contain the annoyance he felt before speaking in the calmest manner. “I don’t care what you think of me as a person  or what I just said regardless of how stupid it was  I’m aware it’s ridiculous, really I am but in any context whatsoever, whether you’re trying to insult my intelligence or otherwise, you’re gonna keep any mention of my mother out of your mouth. I don’t know your family situation, I don’t care how you feel about your family, cause it’s about how I feel about the use of bringing up mine and there are other ways to tell me I’m stupid I'm sure you’re aware, but I’m telling you right now don’t bring my mom into anything that’s not cool. You don’t have to apologize or whatever but you’re gonna respect how I feel about that. Okay?”

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tonylacazette:

“I just feel like group sex is a little messy. There is always someone who doesn’t get off as much as the other two. Like, I’d hate to be the one that doesn’t have a mind blowing orgasm. But then again, I am one of those people who wouldn’t be comfortable with it.”

“I can see some of the appeals of group sex like yeah there is a possibility someone might not get off, but there’s also more potential to have a better chance of an orgasm cause no one fucks the same way. So if one person isn’t going hard enough the next person you’re with could be and get you there.” He shrugged. “See we could never have a greek wide orgy, plus there are just some people I don’t want to share a sexual experience with.”

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basil-dumont:

“I’m all for respecting designers labels, but it’s like somebody never learned the miracles of dish soap before,” Basil rolled his eyes, recalling the mental cheat sheet he had for stains. He had way too many close calls to not be prepared for the worst. “Let’s hope it stays this way,” Basil sighed, pulling out his phone, “I can’t believe this park isn’t a state park yet.” 

“I feel you. It’s kinda fucked up when people under the age of sixteen don’t know how to do basic shit like get rid of a stain. Like if you can’t do something as simple as that what can you do, ya know?” Zay was aware not everyone was raised the way that he was and some people never had the opportunity to be self-sufficient cause they were too privileged to be bothered but having to deal with uppity people, in general, was not his strong suit. “Maybe they don’t believe anything here is relevant enough on anyone’s radar that it needs to preserved.” 

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adamxten:

     “Cool kids table? What are you, twelve?” Adam scoffed, rolling his eyes. “See, that’s where I have to disagree and group all of you and your brothers together. You all act like you haven’t graduated high school. It’s like you’re still going through your little teen angst stage where you think you’re really sticking it to the man by lighting up cancer sticks and joints and whatever else it is you can get your hands on. You can preach whatever social justice warrior bullshit you want to, but like it or not, people are always gonna associate you and what you do as a reflection on all your brothers. That’s just the way life works, especially on Greek Row.”

"Dude, you're being way too serious and I’m gonna tell you what I tell everyone else don’t take shit I say seriously it just makes you look stupid." Zay eyed the other boy with a look of annoyance not because anything he’d said had gotten .to him, but he was so over arguing with people this week. "I know you're not tryin' to sit here and start an argument with me about bullshit like a damn freshman with no common sense. I've dealt with enough of that this week from pledges who aren't even mine. You need to learn how to chill. I mean look around." He paused to motion around them at the trees. "Does this look like CRU to you? Nah fam and none of your Omega brothers are around for you to showboat for and try and put me in my place or whatever the fuck that speech was supposed to be, right now cause I know you don’t expect me to believe that out in the real world anyone besides greek alumni give a shit I was in some frat. We just people and it doesn't make us friends if we just sit here find some common fucking ground and just have a normal conversation. I'm normally down for starting shit but today is not the day for that so learn to chill and get with the mutual respect I'm offering you or kick rocks. Your choice."

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