M A L I K

zayn malik defense squad 2k15

[zaaynxmalik]

www.rbnjb.com?a=97500474

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[champagnemanagement]

[zaynfrustrations]

THIS CAN BE AN AD FOR NIKE

[techinsider]

[hardiskdestroyer-deactivated202]

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[56blogsstillcrazy]

GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE

[hohoehoes]

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

[celebsofcolor]

Zayn Malik for Clash Magazine

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[boy-so-pale]

[excima]

Oh my fucking god

[puthy]

ME

[surprisebitch]

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

[thenamesjavii]

This took a turn

[sobeitjayt]

I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy 

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[saintjoan]

ideal summer afternoon in dreamy positano 

[thelovejournals]

…Just because people aren’t in our lives anymore, doesn’t mean they stop thinking about us and vice versa.

Wendy Mass, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life (via wordsnquotes)