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splatoonus

The Splatoon 2 team wishes a Merry Squidmas to all the good little Inklings and Octolings out there!

galeriaparalela

srhunt

This will be the only Thanos meme I make, period.

critterpdf

i saw a text post that reminded me of these two and i had to draw it out

memescomedy

lgbt-meme-dealer

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

if you could go to anywhere for 3 days where would u go? On earth i mean. And a real place.

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

The mushroom kingdom to see toad and princess peach

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

And yoshi

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

that’s not what i said

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

I will see yoshi

giaaeron

Added sound effects to this AMAZING animation by https://www.instagram.com/xabier.u/ with their permission… and I had a lot of fun doing it!

historicaltimes

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

thewolfbroughtindoors

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

itchimari

hey adora

newdoges

skopostheorie

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they’re all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that’s so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it’s where everywhere on tv is.

skopostheorie

ceruleanwarbler2

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

skopostheorie

do you think i know what ohio is

skopostheorie

queenmusashi

I found a Pokemon book at Toys R Us and…

champagne-zaddy

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

superllama42

I looked this up and by “bike gang” they apparently meant literal bicycles.

superllama42

Upon further research, James was in the same gang and had to use training wheels.

jasoncanty01

I was at first going to say “I thought every one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “ T_T god I’m old.

poinko

Dont gloss over the part where she also went to nursing school to become a Pokemon Center Nurse. She flunked out but made best friends with a Chansey! Basically everything in that blurb has happened at some point in the anime

I don’t think the thing with her mom was though, that was released as a radio play. Madame Boss (Giovanni’s mother) Sent Jessie’s mom (in Japan known as Miyamoto) and tried to convince Mew to let her catch it by showing it a picture of Jessie

kofangel

CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

ike-loves-men

So… the reason why Giovanni keeps Jesse around is because his mother ruined Jesse’s life by taking away her mother, and he feels guilty about it?

It actually kinda makes sense,

camalilium

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Please, just give me a spinoff series about Team Rocket.

sindri42

There’s actually a lot of reasons for Giovanni to keep these guys around. Like, they’re really bad at actual crime and basically never turn a profit, so he was understandably pissed at them for a lot of the first couple seasons and revoked their funding a few times, but then? They started to save the world. Every time Ash got into some seriously apocalyptic shit, Team Rocket was there to back him up. And they have been instrumental in society/the world/the fabric of spacetime remaining intact at least a dozen times by now.

Now, Giovanni is not a good person, but he is a practical man. You cannot run a profitable criminal empire when everybody is dead or money has no meaning. And ever since MewTwo escaped there’s approximately fuck all he can do to stop most of the forces intent on demolishing the planet he does business on and, by extension, his business. But all the evidence suggests that if he continues to supply these couple losers with fresh hot air balloons and giant vacuum cleaners every few weeks and then leaves them to do whatever stupid shit they’re doing, the world will remain safe for years to come. And he may not have any clue as to how or why this works, but you do not get to be in control of the most powerful criminal organization in the world by questioning results.

ecstasydemon

are we just gonna ignore that jesse used to eat snow

johnny-the-robo-joe

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theawesomeadventurer

this fucks me up every time I listen to it

burgundybirds

don’t let the people who have hurt you ruin the things you enjoy. you used to watch that show with your ex? if you love it, keep watching it. your former friend introduced you to your favorite band? don’t stop listening to their music. it might hurt at first, but eventually it’ll stop feeling like it’s their thing and start feeling like your thing again.

loseremo

not to be like “oh my psychology teacher said blah blah” but in my psychology class, we are learning about classical conditioning and pavlov’s dogs. and you can, of course, become conditioned to associate a stimulus (your favorite band/show) with another stimulus (your former friend/ex). but the thing is, when you keep interacting with the former stimulus without the latter, then a process called “extinction” happens, where you stop associating the stimuli when it keeps occurring without the other. so, this process of reclamation actually has a scientific basis!