▼No Hope/Justice/Peace▼

"I can’t forget that black marble house" 🏇Trench's Defense Attorney🏇

[zachariah-trench]

Call me Bond. Or Zach because thats a very funny bit. This is my fandom account where I post bullshit on main. I love to yap. I’m old. everything is ok to rb. My "Hall Of Fame" tag is a curated original remedy shitpost tag.

Casper Darling DNI

[demonzoro]

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[ofbuckkeep]

INCEPTION (2010)

[andthepeople]

always forget how much eames and arthur literally carry the fischer job on their backs. killing dozens of men in impossible conditions while yusuf Drives a Normal Van and cobb and ariadne Have a Loud Conversation. saito innocent he got shot in the damn chest. everyone else ASLEEP on the job. WAKE UP!

[andthepeople]

eames is james bonding it down a fucking mountain. getting avalanched. ripping men off snowmobiles. arthur's doing fucking judo holds in zero gravity. throwing men off paradox steps. shooting guys on the damn ceiling. and doing MATH on top of it all!!! meanwhile cobb is just Yelling Exposition while ariadne Asks Questions. i'd like to negotiate the fact that everyone's getting an equal share here. i'm contacting the fucking union

[andthepeople]

i know eames was sitting in arthur's alarmingly minimalist LA penthouse that night absolutely demolishing a $3,000 bottle of scotch telling arthur i'm sorry darling i know you've got an unaccountable soft spot but i'm never working with that layabout cunt again. he insists somehow he's sore from all that tumbling down a mountain even though it wasn't real. if he ever hears ariadne urgently yell EAMES!! over a comm like there's no one else on the bloody job he won't be legally responsible for his actions. arthur meanwhile spent so long in zero g he keeps falling down stairs. it's not because he drank half the $3,000 bottle. it's not. shut up, mr. eames. you've never had a hallway decide to turn into a fucking washing machine. you've never had to float in a goddamn elevator shaft. and eames is like mmm i'll float in your elevator shaft, darling, which makes no sense but it works on arthur anyways. he's easy except when he decides to be difficult. but i digress

[star-spangled-bastard]

Luck and Probability (32892 words) by Star_Spangled_Bastard Chapters: 12/28 Fandom: Control (Remedy Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Theodore Ash Jr./Broderick Northmoor Characters: Broderick Northmoor, Theodore Ash Jr., Frank Rosen, The Board (Control), Oldest House (Control) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, Smoking, Canon-Typical Violence, religious trauma, Internalized Homophobia, Character Death Summary: He had wanted the job. Maybe it was as simple as that.

This chapter is a fun one! If you read through I hope you enjoy it!

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 13th July 2026

↳ Sacha Snow Tiger (little)

“Winter is cuddling!”

[raycoree]

some drawings from today of osiris + o14 <333

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[jimmymcgill]

Better Call Saul 3.02 “Witness”

[stjohnstarling]

Stop moaning and arching your back - this is an autopsy!

[depsidase]

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[txttletale]

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

[txttletale]

computer activate Useful Mode

[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”