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blake / any pronouns / old

[inverted-dagger]

orientation showing us videos of optimus but all I can think of are those videos where the servos go crazy

[vivienvalentino]

THE FLY  1986, dir. David Cronenberg

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[rainstormpics]

[inverted-dagger]

oh Microsoft teams is so ass. activity (1) but nothing shows on the screen

[demonsteapot]

honestly what i need at this point in my life is probably some kind of crystal that floats in my hand and corrupts me

[communistkenobi]

everyone rightfully complains about how the r word is back in vogue now but I think the people talking about how using ChatGPT makes you a small brained lazy degenerate are getting off way too easy

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[skopostheorie]

[nociceptrix]

[bish0ps]

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[figdays]

Limited Gooey Glorbus figure // NyahGremShop

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[taimatsu910761]

[monidoll]

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

[inverted-dagger]

mother nature really cooked when she made scorpions. insanely good creature design