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blake / any pronouns / old

[apjvff]

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

[dogpuppy]

[maekl029]

I have no explanation for this one. You just have to feel it

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is our pet dog and yueus she bites. get closer. go ahead. she bites

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[inverted-dagger]

just sent an email to my supervisor already. oghhhh I'm gonna be killed

[inverted-dagger]

orientation showing us videos of optimus but all I can think of are those videos where the servos go crazy

[vivienvalentino]

THE FLY  1986, dir. David Cronenberg

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[rainstormpics]

[inverted-dagger]

oh Microsoft teams is so ass. activity (1) but nothing shows on the screen

[demonsteapot]

honestly what i need at this point in my life is probably some kind of crystal that floats in my hand and corrupts me

[communistkenobi]

everyone rightfully complains about how the r word is back in vogue now but I think the people talking about how using ChatGPT makes you a small brained lazy degenerate are getting off way too easy

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[skopostheorie]

[nociceptrix]