You will succeed! 98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed!

Zach, 20, England, he/him/they/them, wingin it.

[amateur]

rt for 10 years of good luck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

[warning--known--fangirl]

*WiFi goes out* Those fucking sharks again I swear

[mrbonesmidnitespookshow]

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

[evolvingessence]

Cannot. Stop. Laughing. 🤣😂🤣😂

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[profeminist]

[bob-belcher]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

[sunbutch]

i love two things in this life and they are naps and women goodnight

[sunshinedykes]

………naps with women….

[sunbutch]

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[mogifire]

Harley & Ivy

[spoonie-sone-deactivated2016101]

This is why I love them!

[kamdjdndknsssnsshs-deactivated2]

Harley is an abuse survivor of course she’d wreck this dude!!!

[wetwareproblem]

Can I just say how much I love the implications here? Harley and Ivy are known public figures. People know who they are, and recognize them. And this kid knows that, despite being violent criminals, they’re safe enough to go to for protection. Ivy is dead certain that the Batfamily will be okay with them intervening to protect a kid. That has some intersting implications - either she knows damn well where the lines lie and that this is overriding enough to get her a pass, or (more likely, given the first bit) this has come up before.

[seelcudoom]

one of my favorite tropes is villains acting heroically not because the other villain is a threat to them or because it benefits them, but because they have standards

[technicalzombie]

Just because you’re a villain doesn’t mean you have to be an asshole.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[southernsideofme]

[bobgalloway55-deactivated202112]

Awesome 👏

[elegantstrings]

Dear lord!

[bax16]

@advanced-procrastination iM

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

drift compatible

[lynati]

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does

[koyla-deactivated181124-deactiv]

ever wanna raise an emotionally sound child just to flex on your parents ?

[c-bassmeow]

I’m sorry but this is the best one like this flex meme just peaked kejdjdjdkfkckdjdhdhd

[blackbitchenergy]

Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James. And he was surprised 😭😭

[picass0trill]

Gosh can we start caring more about the people that are around our kids like this…. please?

[porterr-robinson]

[probablymetarpgideas]

Bard/druid multiclass