The Great Zatara

My name is Zachary Zatara, I am the worlds greatest teenage Magician, a former Teen Titan (though I loathe to admit that outloud), and a part time superhero unless I am needed to be one. If you need world saving call my cousin, if this is show related call my assistant.

[zacharythemagician]

ooc things that will happen

alright first I just want to say fyi I'm not just getting on for the first time since they announcement now but it's the first time I've actually had to post anything. So I've had time to decide that I'll probably be sticking around? Like I won't be posting any less than I usually do which isn't really saying much lets be honest, but whatever xD. 

If anyone still has plots going on with Zach I'm still around to do all that and stuff. Yeah <3. That's my deal here. Just thought I should address that.

[zacharythemagician]

What's the best part about working with Zach? What's the worst?

The best part is that it’s fun, we get to travel a lot of places and it’s not like… a regular 9 to 5 type of job, it’s more creative, and open. And the worst part is that he he becomes a huge diva when it’s around time for his show. Like… he’s not exactly mellow any other time, but he’s a lot more low key. But when it’s show time he’s a huge primadonna. 

[zacharythemagician]

Zach seems to depend on you for a lot of things, what does he actually bring to the relationship?

He does depend on me a lot. I’d be out of a job if he didn’t. He brings money to the relationship.

I’m joking. Our friendship isn’t as one sided as people seem to think it is sometimes, Zach included. That’s a whole… self-esteem issue and a whole different story I probably shouldn’t get into. Zach’s a good friend, that’s what he brings to the relationship.

[zacharythemagician]

What is your Hogwarts House?

Ravenclaw! 

[zacharythemagician]

Ask Bunny! :D

Do you have a question for me? Ask! Do you have a question you want to ask Zach but know he won't answer? I'm your girl.

[oodelollie]

Listen, you know Mia’s opinion on this kind of thing. It’s okay for me to be, like, cartoon dad suspicious of you and your intentions towards my daughter, but not FOR REAL overprotective because that means I don’t respect her autonomy. It’s a fine line, miladdo.

I’m not that subtle. I guess that’s why you practice sleight of hand and I stick arrows in people.

[zacharythemagician]

You don't think we're about a year past that now?

I couldn't really see you taking the subtle approach anyway. We work with what we're best at, I suppose.

[oodelollie]

Zee stopping by does sound good. Although I mean it in an overall way and not because I think you need to be checked up on. Mia trusts you and that’s good enough for me.

That fucker deserved what he got. Don’t tell me you never lost it on some asshole who was heckling you in public.

[zacharythemagician]

Uh-huh...

If I punched every person who tried to get under my skin I would have punched every person. No, I've never gotten into a physical fight with someone. I'm much more subtle than that.

[oodelollie]

I dunno if that’s exactly a comfort or not. Considering Rose. 

If Mia’s dithering because she thinks she’s got responsibilities to the family and the family business, do your best to convince her otherwise. I think she could use some time to do what she wants, without having to worry about us.

[zacharythemagician]

What are you talking about? Rose is a great chaperon. But if it makes you feel better I'm sure my cousin will stop by every once in a while. I think she said she wanted to anyway.

I guess punching a guy out on national TV is as good a sign that she shouldn't worry about what is going on as any.

[zacharythemagician]

Italy for the summer, huh? You think you two could manage a whole summer abroad by yourselves?

We won’t be by ourselves. Rose will be there too.

[cesbeautes-blog]

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] That doesn’t have to be you.

[speedypuffs]

[TXT] It has to be someone. And I don’t really mind all that much tbh. 

[TXT] But idk. I’ll see. I’ll see what I can do.

[TXT] The summer is a long time from now.

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] I have no idea why you wouldn't. Good lord.

[TXT] That's true. I was just getting things set up, so I was wondering if you'd be interested.

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] Really? Do I seem like the one between us who loves scandals? You seem to be in the news more than I do, Tim. So, those in glass houses.

[TXT] What is this big reveal anyway? You could save me the trouble and tell me now. I do love to be ahead of the curve. 

[lilviscious]

[Text] You do seem like it. I wasn’t aware I appear more frequently on the news, thank you for keeping track. I am flattered.

[Text] Save you the trouble? Have I ever? I will reveal my reasons for digging through Charles’ private life in the first place, though. Would you say trollop is a word to describe Zee with?

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] Just because you assume I do, doesn't mean it's actually true. You're not always right about everything after all.

[TXT] What if I don't go? Then you'll just miss out on seeing my reaction and everything. Hm. It depends which era Zatanna we're talking about, I suppose. Why?

[speedypuffs]

[TXT] What about Rose??

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] I’m sure she’ll manage fine. Or you can set up a zeta tube, I don’t know.

[speedypuffs]

[TXT] I mean I’d like to. I want to.

[TXT] But someone here has to be responsible. Y’know

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] That doesn't have to be you.

[speedypuffs]

zacharythemagician replied to your post:[TXT] which nye party would you prefer to go to?…

[TXT] the whole summer

[TXT] Oh. 

[TXT] Oh. Hm. Italy’s a lot farther away this time.

[TXT] What about Rose??

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] I'm sure she'll manage fine. Or you can set up a zeta tube, I don't know.

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] Why? Do you not want me there? I might go if i can turn my plus one into a plus two.

[lilviscious]

Well, well, look who is popular. Unaware to him, Tim copies Zach’s eyeroll with one of his own. Of course Zach would come if to annoy him. Wouldn’t it be great if they could join forces to annoy someone else however?

[Text] I am planning to reveal some scandals and that made me instantly think of you. I know how much you love those. But of course you’re free to take your pick.

[zacharythemagician]

[TXT] Really? Do I seem like the one between us who loves scandals? You seem to be in the news more than I do, Tim. So, those in glass houses.

[TXT] What is this big reveal anyway? You could save me the trouble and tell me now. I do love to be ahead of the curve. 

[lilviscious]

An expensive and decadent paper invitation for Timothy Drake-Wayne is mailed to Wayne Manor. It turns out to be an invitation to a New Years Eve Party hosted by Charles Trout III. It even lists the celebrity guests attending, including one Zachary Zatara, Master Magician. He promises Tim personally handled VIP treatment and a small scented note, lavishly apologizing for his behavior at the Winter Gala.

Tim isn’t surprised to see Charles has sent him a note. However, he is not quite certain what to do with it. He snorts a little, taps on his desk with his fingers while staring at Zach’s name among the guests. Tim imagines Zach and Charles getting along just fine. He’s not certain if Zach would mind Charles’ disrespectful speech regarding Zee, but it can be interesting to find out and see if the rumours he has found about Charles are true or not. A small smile appears on his face. Charles did get away with it too easily, after all.

[Text: Zachary Zatara] I’ve received an invitation to Charles Trout’s New Years Eye Party. I see you made the famous people’s list, congratulations. Will you be attending?

[zacharythemagician]

Zach glanced at his phone as it buzzed, expecting a reply from Mia, but was disappointed to see a picture of Tim instead. He rolled his eyes, half expecting the texts to just be some lecture about something or other he may have done, or whatever. But he was wrong again. Now, which one was Charles Trout? Zach flipped through the invitations coming across his and gave a small 'hm' sound. 

[TXT] I'm not sure, I was debating on going to the Hollywood Party, or maybe the Ball Drop NYC. 

[TXT] Why? Do you not want me there? I might go if i can turn my plus one into a plus two.

[zacharythemagician]

No, I’m not, and please don’t stab anyone either. If you don’t like someone, just hit them like a normal person.

[bleedredrose-deactivated2015072]

Yeah right.  How many people have you hit, Zach?  You’re no ‘normal person’ either, no matter how much you try to be.

[zacharythemagician]

Well, I'm not the type to get into bar brawls either, am I? No, that's your thing, and I'm just giving you the option to hit people instead of stabbing them. It's preferable.

Don't start, Rose. This is an old subject I thought we were done with.