ZackandCheese

27 / NY / Goof

[gothredy]

[thanosthedadtitan]

She's so whimsical..

[aaaaaarchive]

[joshuaballsett]

flip it around...

wicked witch...

[trueshredguitar]

this image by j.c. leyendecker is the absolute epitome of wlw/mlm solidarity

look at the two of them. dressed to the nines. silks from france and cotton from egypt. chanel on them both. they’re at a party neither of them was invited to, but so damn good looking that no one in their right mind would turn them away at the door. the woman - titties free under that dress, scoping out women in salacious flapper dresses in gloves created from 100,000 insects’ life work. the man - smoking a cigarette he took out from the mouth of one of the millionaires at the party, saying nothing but giving him a slow smile and a wink. the flower in his lapel is fake. dying plants in your clothing is such a hideous fashion. the both of them haven’t spoken to anyone there, though everyone has tried. they stand on the stairs staring at the heterosexual proles gathered below them together, and the two of them wonder if those fools realize that they’re outclassed, that in every way, they’ve been outdone. they leave early with a bottle of champagne in each fist, and no one stops them.

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

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[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[wefty-weaver]

If there's sound, don't worry about it, my husband was playing Fable 2 while I worked.

[wefty-weaver]

How in the hell did this get over 1000 notes?

I never get this much interaction.

Thanks everyone!

[uroko]

˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗

[nayters]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Am i your favorite gay guy or do u have others locked away

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[professoroaksboytoy]

Can you make these 'Am I gay tests' harder? They are pretty easy and I keep getting 100% :/

[worst-of-facebook]

so, you’re finally awake, onii-chan

[caats]

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

“Man you need to stop working for a sec”

(via)

[eloiscbridgerton]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.14 – District Budget Meeting