ZackPat!

Im the off brand Matpat Any/all https://spinningrat.straw.page

[zackpat]

ngl I would probably eat asbestos just for the bit

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[imjunebitch]

wjat?

[justcallmedom31]

[jazze-bee]

happy yearly sansgender month ♡

[ryan-sometimes]

As an autistic/adhd person going through the job search process I’ve learned to phrase my autistic/adhd traits as corporate friendly things. Here’s some examples:

I have trouble reading between the lines and picking up on implicit information? Actually, I’ve learned the importance of giving and receiving precise, specific instructions in order to avoid time consuming miscommunications.

I’m easily bored with only one task? Actually, I have a curious mind and thrive in places with a wide range of tasks as I prefer dynamic environments where I can contribute to many projects.

I have trouble with white lies that are merely social niceties? Actually, I prioritize a transparent work environment where we can tackle issues head-on.

This way I don’t have to lie, but rather just spin my truth in a way that’s palatable to them.

[thewindows8guyhimself]

Biblically accurate Undertale

[pukicho]

Sometimes food just tastes wrong. Like no, It wasn't supposed to be this way.

[sakurabomb]

@ominous-signs saw this one at a mall the other day

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[zackpat]

They changed it to include the progress flag….

[my-dailydreams]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[directdogman]

Oh, right, it's June!

My inbox is inundated with asks wondering what Gay Randy©'s been up to. I actually slept in yesterday and forgot to make my usual post. Whoops. I'm sure Gay Randy© would love to know he was missed so badly, though! Happy Pride, everyone!

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Fit check

"you know what? I don't look half bad, I approve of the fit, and what I assume is the house you made me, but you better be feeding him shoes and soap only, or moldy bread."

[zackpat]

To those who make a really funny post but turn off reblogs

Respectfully fuck you

[zackpat]

They changed the ui again…..