Ah yes, here is the post no one wanted or asked for: Various TES ocs as vines (ft. A couple of @zaethordryn 's characters: Sonomir and Morel)
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Kaana: BLEGH!!
Sonomir: aaAAaaAH!! Stop!! I could have dropped my croissant!! >:O
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Literally any of them @ Clavicus Vile: what the FUCK is up Vile?? No, what'd you say?? Step the FUCK up, Vile!!
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Vivec, to Almalexia, about Kaana and Sonomir: And they were roommates!!
Almalexia: Oh my god, they were roommates....
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Sparrow: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book. *music*
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Morel, to Balna, after having escaped Cold Harbor, travelling around Bleakrock together: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah- I sure hope it does????
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Geel-Ra: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed.
Geel-Ra, while Balna watches from the background: Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna do??
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Balna: I thought you were bae.... Tch, turns out you're just fam 😔
Morel: Bruh 🥺
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Ikaya, after saving Vivec City, the Clockwork City, and now having to save Almalexia's ass as well: When there's too much drama in Morrowind, all you gotta do is-
Ikaya, leaving to go fuck around in Summerset: Walk away-ay-ay
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Sonomir, an altmer, in summerset, trying to shoot a ball into a hoop: This one's to end racism!!
Sonomir: *misses*
Sonomir: 😬
Kaana, a bosmer: 👁️👄👁️
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Ikaya: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Vivec: I thought you were dunmer???
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Aisling: Did you wash the dishes??
Geel-Ra: I thought... You wanted... Do do that??
Aisling, chuckling: You were wrong!
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Balna, to Almalexia: There's only one thing worse than dying-
Balna, removing a piece of paper to reveal the words 'Sotha Sil Dying': Boom!
Almalexia: Sotha Sil
Balna: nO
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Alternatively:
Sparrow: there's only one thing worse than dying-
Sparrow, removing a cloth cover to reveal the phrase 'Cicero Dying': Boom.
Astrid: Cicero.
Sparrow: NO.
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Geel-Ra: Look Aisling, it's the good Skooma!! :D
Aisling: This is Cyrodiil, how good can it be??
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Balna, to Aisling: Accept yourself!!! Love yourself!!!! Accept yourself!!!!!!
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Aisling: How do you know what's good for me???
Sheogorath: That's my oPINION!!!!!!!
Haskill: 👀
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Balna, strumming a lute: I love you, bitch!!
Aisling: Oh my god-
Balna, continuing to strum: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch!!!
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Aisling, in the Shivering Isles: So basically, what I was thinking was-
The Greymarch: *happens*
Aisling, forced to mantle Sheogorath: Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
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Sonomir and Kaana: *in Valenwood for the first time*
Sonomir, turning to Kaana: Hi!! :D
Kaana, tearing up, looking at Sonomir with that Soft Gaze™: okay...
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The Night Mother: Has anyone told you that you look like the Listener?
Sparrow: No, they usually tell me I look like Sparrow.
The Night Mother: Who the fuck is that??
Sparrow: Me, bitch.
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Geel-Ra: *shoots a bow in the house, breaking an urn*
Aisling, startled: tHIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
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Balna and Geel-Ra: *watching a bunch of Pony Guar*
Balna: *sneezes, scaring them away*
Geel-Ra: Wow, nice going Balna.
Balna: What??? So I'm not allowed to sneeze???
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Sheogorath, greeting Aisling after her arrival in the Shivering Isles proper: Hi, welcome to Chili's! :D
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Almalexia: I saw you hanging out with Seht yesterday!!
Ikaya: A-Ayem! It's not what you think!!!
Almalexia: I won't hesitate, BITCH.
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Clavicus Vile, watching Kaana and Sonomir: two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
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Literally any of them @ Clavicus: do you remember that time... I liked you??
Clavicus: no???
Them: good, cause it never happened!!!
