This Place is not a Place of Honor

|Lang or Ron|Single-handedly making Lovecraft roll in his grave|They/Them|18+|

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[thedupshadove]

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

[thedupshadove]

Very important, cannot believe I forgot:

No other way to get academic research funded these days.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[chippypiper]

🪻🪷🌹 some more of my first era Voryn Dagoth, designing his room was very fun. I got more comfortable with drawing interiors and i feel like its an improvement from my previous overly empty backgrounds, some stuff should still be worked on but its something, patterns are hard to work with and i spam too much metal close ups:

[panteneprovcommercial]

[toetagsandbowties]

[viralfrog]

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[d-c-walker-deactivated20200905]

Post that lives in my head rent free

[great-tweets]

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

[pomrania]

I’d never seen this video before, but just from the visuals, I KNEW what the audio was going to be. (If you don’t want to unmute, I can confirm that it’s that song with all the “AAAAAAA, AAAAAA” in it, and the image in the sky of the singer in a cowboy hat.)

[great-tweets]

Oh look, it’s back!

[eggs-writing-stuff]

I didn’t even notice it was a video until I read the reblogs lol

[nostalgicfun]

Looking through a Toyfare magazine from 2004 and found what might be my favorite ad ever

[televisionsgif]

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[languor-em]

Sometimes the only thing that keeps you sane is thinking about Slenderman's newest proxy and her best friend who's possessed by a lichen monster <3

This is an art fight attack I did for the wonderful @bluemystik of her proxy oc Odie!! (And my gal Theo, but this ain't about her.)

We are slowly but surely rewriting so many of the creepypasta characters,,, and man,,, it's so fun

[kiraleestudios]

Art Fight Round 11! Theo belongs to @languor-em!

Speedpaints available on other socials!

Commissions are open!

[languor-em]

RAAAGGGGGHHHH IM INSANE IM CRAZY!!! I LOVE IT!!!