Zafyrus

Just some bi guy who saw a bunch of P.M. Seymour vids and wanted in on the fun. Also now a certified Reddit migrant, here for the #196 tag. He/Him, Cis Man, over 18, might reblog 18+ stuff

[caesarsaladinn]

the medieval peasant is a sort of mythological archetype that mostly exists to win arguments about the problems with modern society

[caesarsaladinn]

a very, very rough sketch but you see my general point

[thagomizersshow]

I think the fact kiwi birds have nostrils at the tip of their beaks isn't just y'know, an adaptation for sniffing out worms, but also important for their vibes and aura.

You can't see it, but you can feel it

[nitrobishop]

[importantcatpics]

[ancientgeek]

[tiredfoxtf]

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

[captain-price-returns]

life imitates art

[gazeldhazel]

won't somebody PLEASE think of how cis women will be affected by the splattering of a tranny's blood on their pretty pure body

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm sorry this is such a gross thing to start a discussion on, but my editor underlined me describing human urine as 'sickly sweet smelling' and said "piss doesn't smell like that." BUT IT DOES! not talking about my own personal piss, but when you're walking around downtown and you pass a piss alley?????? it's very distinctive.

and then I brought this up with my friends, and their answer was "all the alley pissers in Toronto must have diabetes." NO! this is the universal human piss smell!

is this like how some people can smell ants? I have a unique molecule in my nose that lets me experience the full spectrum of human piss?

[rickybabyboy]

well its my box and you cant hang out in it because its mine and for tigers

ID: Orange and white tabby sitting in a cardboard box

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Taping you up

[hahshbsdisksnjsjsjebsdeactivated]

[notvoid]

[tabloidsores]

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

[tabloidsores]

Fucking. Found it

[local-demon-in-your-area]

We can never repeat this enough, but the fires in France right now were always preventable.

Every step of the way, from fighting against global warming to buying more canadairs to raising more funds and awareness amongst the population as to what might start a fire : it was all completely preventable.

At every single fucking check the government failed to put the most basic protections into place so that it wouldn't happen, and now that it's happening they still fail to fight against it.

This is the real "insecurity", the knowledge that the people in power would rather send the cops after the firefighters who dared to ask for the means to do their job instead of taking any of our concerns seriously and actually protecting us as is their duty.

There is no democracy if its people are burning.

We're not angry enough.

French translation / Traduction en français :

On ne le répètera jamais assez, mais les feux de forêts qui ravagent actuellement la France ont toujours été prévisibles et auraient pu être évités.

À chaque étape, qu'il s'agisse de la lutte contre le réchauffement climatique, le fait d'acheter plus de canadairs, de lever plus de fonds ou de faire des campagnes de prévention auprès de la population : tout aurait pu être évité.

Et à chaque étape le gouvernement a été incapable de mettre en place même les protections les plus simples pour ne pas que ça arrive. Et maintenant que les feux sont là, ils sont incapables de lutter contre eux.

La vrai "insécurité" actuellement en France, c'est de savoir que les personnes au pouvoir préfèrent envoyer la police face aux pompiers qui manifestent pour avoir plus de moyens au lien de prendre en compte les inquiétudes de la France entière et de nous protéger comme est leur devoir.

Il n'y a pas de démocratie dans un pays où le peuple est en feu.

Notre colère n'est pas seulement justifiée, elle est nécessaire.

[kaban-bang]

[virtualgirladvance]

she keeps doing this!!! just come out girl we will love you

[sweetsweetemo]

im going to be honest i dont want to see that shit

[eden-evercrisp]

But what if we-

[sweetsweetemo]

okay fine you win with your whimsy

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: gg t t t at t tat t t at - a t

Closest match: Luria lurida genome assembly, chromosome: 7

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[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[patchoulism]

[princessdraconic]

my stupid fucking gym-maid practically did a full depth ass-to-grass squat when it curtsied for me. i cant be sure, but it must be to make me imagine how toned its thighs and glutes are under the skirt and petticoats