ZAHVOF

Zach / 28 / he/him

[the-punforgiven]

[clonepa2]

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[nastyanjill]

I had a thought

[ohabeeeeeee]

@brosser-les-dents he's not brushing, but at least he looks stylish!

[brosser-les-dents]

For the rest of us, remember to brush and floss! 😂

[viralfrog]

[1five1two]

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[infectiouspiss]

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[virtualgirladvance]

my first love...

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[goldntrinity]

Literally everyone after interacting with Carl for two seconds

[stay-the-knight]

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..