If I Can Do It Tomorrow, I Won't Do It Today

29. Aspiring Beta/proofreader. Send in your fics. Working as a decontamination clementin at a hospital.

[zakke91]

One thing that’s more ridiculous than this season’s plot line, other than the fact that this show is still renewed, is Omar’s unibrow

[zakke91]

I’ve said it before and I still stand by it; Elite is everything Riverdale wishes it was!

[facebookmeat]

[realitytvbitch]

[mmusingsmusic]

My wedding vows

[jocksinjail]

Sweaty boys~~~ Hormone smell

@smellmybag

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[zakke91]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Elite is everything Riverdale wishes it was!

[hunrising]

exactly

[zakke91]

I can’t believe they did Alex Karev so dirty! Worst exit ever!

[jocksinjail]

Sweaty boys~~~ Hormone smell

@smellmybag

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[tisfan]

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

[zakke91]

Elite is everything Riverdale wishes it was!

[zakke91]

Still true!

[zakke91]

Ugh, Caliban 😍😍😍😍

[zakke91]

I need someone to start a gofundme so that the musical version of Romeo & Juliet from Sex Education can end up on broadway or the west end. The people deserve it!

[zakke91]

Farewell, Lagertha. Farewell.

[loverofthemaleform-deactivated2]

Matty Lee!

[zakke91]

Oh YES!! 👌👅💦

[dankmemeuniversity]