bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.
Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again
Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce: that’s for calling me old
Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!
Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?
Tim: you don’t wanna know
Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?
Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!
Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*
Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there
Steph: let my girl say fuck
TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—
Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER
Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS
Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt
Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:
Barbara: dick? dick. dick!
Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*
Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*
Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos
Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*
Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*
Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*
Bruce: please do that in your own room
Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*
Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there
Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*
Damian, also in the room:
Damian, in realization: jason got it from him
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