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[zaliron]

Are Tumblr's sexual content restrictions stupid and unreasonable? Yes.

Will I take advantage of it to get alt-right porn blogs taken down? Also yes.

[preppy-bro]

Ever since the frat prez instituted his new dress code, nearly Pierce's entire wardrobe was off limits. No longer could he go straight from the gym to class to chapter without changing. Not without a write up or some stupid disciplinary action. He didn't want to get kicked out of the frat—life with his bros was the best thing that ever happened to him—but c'mon dude these new rules were jacked up man.

Pierce had always been a bit of class clown, but he never thought he'd be caught dead dressed like this. After weeks of wearing the same outfit, a white ocbd tucked into khakis, he felt something inside him snap. He'd wear anything to feel a shred of individuality. Anything. So, he put together the craziest outfit he could whip up from the men's racks at the thrift, just for the hell of it. And he went to hell alright.

If you think about it though bro, his whole look's up to code. It's got a collared shirt, check. Tucked in with a fuckin sick belt, check. No jeans or gym shorts. Leather shoes. Shit, he even threw on a tie for one more splash of clashing color, so he's actually even more dressed up than the minimum required. What could the prez have grounds to get pissed about dude? Just wait till the bros get a look at this. Hilarious.

Little did he know, he was about to send a wave rippling through the frat. A wave of pastels and patterns, garish belts and ties, past the absolute upward limit of good taste into the zany fringes of preppy style, each bro trying to outdo the next in a game of sartorial one-upmanship that would make Sigma Nu's members immediately recognizable on sight from across the quad, in any class, all the parties and bars...

And little did he know he was playing right into the frat prez's plans...

[zaliron]

The True Gentleman

So, having actually been in a fraternity myself, specifically SAE, I thought I'd go ahead and share something that every brother had to memorize in order to get initiated:

The True Gentleman...

is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and acute sense of propriety, and whose self control is equal to all emergencies. Who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity. Who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another. Who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements. Who speaks with frankness and always with sincerity and sympathy. Whose deed follows his word. Who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own, and who appears well in any company. A man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.

When you're making Stepfordization/Preppification content, I would encourage you to keep this creed in mind.

[zaliron]

For my birthday I want soccer uniforms to ban sock "sleeves."

[zaliron]

File Commissions

I was looking through my old messages and discovered a message from someone about a year ago asking if I did commissions for audio files. Woops, sorry that went unanswered.

The answer for the wider audience is...eh? Maybe? I'm not exactly opposed to it, but I don't want to be put in a situation where I make a file that has themes that I'm either not comfortable with or not familiar with. I have very specific tastes, and if something deviates from those tastes then I don't feel as invested or as intimate with it, which can affect the quality.

I also don't want to be put in a situation where I get a bunch of requests at once and get overwhelmed.

But still, I'm not entirely against the idea of doing a commission, it would just need to be a very specific request to make sure it jives with me, and a refusal would need to not be taken personally.

[zaliron]

I wonder what it'll take for the pick-me gays to stop fetishizing our oppressors? Will it be when their neighbors are shot? When their friends are disappeared? Or are they actually conservatives, and will only care when it's their face that's shot next?

[zaliron]

So I've got a friend who swears that he once saw a video somewhere of a guy being steadily preppified, with the words "PREPPIFY" being displayed on the screen before showing him in his new attire. If anyone can help us find this supposed video we'd be most appreciative.

[zaliron]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[zaliron]

Some things just deserve to be reblogged.

[vidcaptures]

[zaliron]

Some of y'all bout to be real mad at me but it must be said

Knee-length socks are supposed to be just that, knee-length, and socks. Not over the knee. Not 3/4 of the way to the knee. Not stupid "sleeves." Pull them up, cuff them, garter them, do whatever you need to do, but stop with the nonsense.

There, that's my soap box.

[hypnopreppy]

Hey everyone! I know that this is not my usual content but I wanted to say something on this topic. If you don’t know, I am American. And if you also didn’t know, today is MLK Day in the U.S. which is a day to celebrate and remember freedoms for minorities like myself and many of you. This also unfortunately happens to be the same day as the inauguration of the new president. I want to come on here and make it known that I am very fearful and concerned and worried for the next four years for any American. I’ve been seeing a lot of “red pilled” and conservative ideology and MAGA content circulate here and I am frankly disgusted and appalled to see it. I want to remind you all that this page is a safe space for all and that is not welcome here. Many of you would like to view being preppy as being synonymous to being conservative, which is far from it. The preppy lifestyle and aesthetic finds its origins in the Ivy League universities where academic and intellectual discourse is promoted and encouraged, meaning flatly having an open mind, something that is opposed by conservative rhetoric. If you don’t like that I feel this way or want to support a safe environment, kindly fuck off.

And to my LGBTQIA+, POC, and other minorities in the US that follow me, I want you to know that you are loved and supported here ❤️

[zaliron]

Same. Anyone who tries to bitch, read up on the "Paradox of Intolerance." I'm done trying to reason with anyone right-wing. It's been a decade. We know what he's like, what he and his party stands for. There are no ambiguities or misinterpretations. Fuck off with your idiocy.

[zaliron]

If you reblog directly from an alt-right blog, I'm going to assume you goose-step alongside them and block. Simple as that.

[zaliron]

Few things make me go from 100 to 0 faster than G2S, Alpha/Beta nonsense, and the word 'faggot.'

[zaliron]

"Oh cool another preppy blo--oh, no, just another foot fetish blog."

[zaliron]

Wow it's really easy to not post AI images of kids! I thought it would be very difficult because some of you seem to be allergic to the thought, but look! I'm still not doing it! It's that easy! Who would've thought?

[zaliron]

The AI pictures were amusing at first but let's be real, they're getting old (AND CREEPY, WTF) very fast.