Glorified U-Haul Driver

Iliya Zalk - Perrin Sequence OC - Fetch (Solaris United OC) is here sometimes too - run by the same weirdo as the-tenno-tripped

[vodkasucio]

ask me

[sensuhals]

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

[memewhore]

[propagands-deactivated20220320]

[sequenced-mutalist]

Do you think I could steal Jupiter back from Nef, and if so, would anyone want to try to make it work. I offer full pay and a good handful of medical benefits while on the clock.

[zalk-t-r]

I can get into his vaults.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s a good start. We can get back some deeds, but I get the feeling that won’t be enough to get him off our backs once we start this.

I was thinking of enlisting the help of Vox Solaris, but I’m not sure if that’d go over well….

[zalk-t-r]

Lemme ask Fetch. Im sure they'd set aside any personal problems with you in exchange for getting to say they helped steal an entire planet.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Oh good! Thank you for the help, by the way. We’re gonna need all we can get for this…

[zalk-t-r]

Fetch here. You're still a cunt and I still don't like you.

But I hate Nef more.

So I'm helping on the condition that you pay for any medical bills that happen.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s the plan! I’ve got it all out in a contract in case something goes wrong, too!

Okay well… Glast told me to write it, BUT IT BINDS BOTH OF US IN THIS! I’ll just need you to sign here, here, and here once you’re done looking through it.

[zalk-t-r]

This... is surprisingly comprehensive.

Glast made you write this?

[sequenced-mutalist]

Yes… Not for my sake, mind you. You know my track record.

[zalk-t-r]

That explains why it says "if he says 'daddy parvos' more than twice in a minute youre allowes to stab him."

[sequenced-mutalist]

WHAT THE FUCK???

LEMME SEE THAT

[zalk-t-r]

TOO LATE TOO LATE IM SIGNING IT ITS SIGNED ITS GOT OUR NAMES ON IT ITS LEGALLY BINDING

[sequenced-mutalist]

Do you think I could steal Jupiter back from Nef, and if so, would anyone want to try to make it work. I offer full pay and a good handful of medical benefits while on the clock.

[zalk-t-r]

I can get into his vaults.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s a good start. We can get back some deeds, but I get the feeling that won’t be enough to get him off our backs once we start this.

I was thinking of enlisting the help of Vox Solaris, but I’m not sure if that’d go over well….

[zalk-t-r]

Lemme ask Fetch. Im sure they'd set aside any personal problems with you in exchange for getting to say they helped steal an entire planet.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Oh good! Thank you for the help, by the way. We’re gonna need all we can get for this…

[zalk-t-r]

Fetch here. You're still a cunt and I still don't like you.

But I hate Nef more.

So I'm helping on the condition that you pay for any medical bills that happen.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s the plan! I’ve got it all out in a contract in case something goes wrong, too!

Okay well… Glast told me to write it, BUT IT BINDS BOTH OF US IN THIS! I’ll just need you to sign here, here, and here once you’re done looking through it.

[zalk-t-r]

This... is surprisingly comprehensive.

Glast made you write this?

[sequenced-mutalist]

Yes… Not for my sake, mind you. You know my track record.

[zalk-t-r]

That explains why it says "if he says 'daddy parvos' more than twice in a minute youre allowes to stab him."

[sequenced-mutalist]

Do you think I could steal Jupiter back from Nef, and if so, would anyone want to try to make it work. I offer full pay and a good handful of medical benefits while on the clock.

[zalk-t-r]

I can get into his vaults.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s a good start. We can get back some deeds, but I get the feeling that won’t be enough to get him off our backs once we start this.

I was thinking of enlisting the help of Vox Solaris, but I’m not sure if that’d go over well….

[zalk-t-r]

Lemme ask Fetch. Im sure they'd set aside any personal problems with you in exchange for getting to say they helped steal an entire planet.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Oh good! Thank you for the help, by the way. We’re gonna need all we can get for this…

[zalk-t-r]

Fetch here. You're still a cunt and I still don't like you.

But I hate Nef more.

So I'm helping on the condition that you pay for any medical bills that happen.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s the plan! I’ve got it all out in a contract in case something goes wrong, too!

Okay well… Glast told me to write it, BUT IT BINDS BOTH OF US IN THIS! I’ll just need you to sign here, here, and here once you’re done looking through it.

[zalk-t-r]

This... is surprisingly comprehensive.

Glast made you write this?

[sequenced-mutalist]

Do you think I could steal Jupiter back from Nef, and if so, would anyone want to try to make it work. I offer full pay and a good handful of medical benefits while on the clock.

[zalk-t-r]

I can get into his vaults.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s a good start. We can get back some deeds, but I get the feeling that won’t be enough to get him off our backs once we start this.

I was thinking of enlisting the help of Vox Solaris, but I’m not sure if that’d go over well….

[zalk-t-r]

Lemme ask Fetch. Im sure they'd set aside any personal problems with you in exchange for getting to say they helped steal an entire planet.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Oh good! Thank you for the help, by the way. We’re gonna need all we can get for this…

[zalk-t-r]

Fetch here. You're still a cunt and I still don't like you.

But I hate Nef more.

So I'm helping on the condition that you pay for any medical bills that happen.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Do you think I could steal Jupiter back from Nef, and if so, would anyone want to try to make it work. I offer full pay and a good handful of medical benefits while on the clock.

[zalk-t-r]

I can get into his vaults.

[sequenced-mutalist]

That’s a good start. We can get back some deeds, but I get the feeling that won’t be enough to get him off our backs once we start this.

I was thinking of enlisting the help of Vox Solaris, but I’m not sure if that’d go over well….

[zalk-t-r]

Lemme ask Fetch. Im sure they'd set aside any personal problems with you in exchange for getting to say they helped steal an entire planet.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Do you think I could steal Jupiter back from Nef, and if so, would anyone want to try to make it work. I offer full pay and a good handful of medical benefits while on the clock.

[zalk-t-r]

I can get into his vaults.

[sequenced-mutalist]

Who the fuck is this roided up Corpus bitch and why the FUCK does she think she owns Jupiter now. That is MY PLANET.

[zalk-t-r]

Didn't Nef buy a majority share a while back or did I steal that back for you

[unclefather]

[sequenced-mutalist]

Man I love video games.

[sequenced-mutalist]

I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES.

[zalk-t-r]

Did you lose again, boss?

[roleplayers-ink]

Morality Meme

⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?

⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?

🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?

👑: Is your muse honorable?

☯: What do they think of ‘good’ and ‘evil’?

🌹: When would they tell a lie?

🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?

⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?

💋: How easily are they tempted?

☽: What is their alignment?

⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who’s harmed them or the people they care about?

[sequenced-mutalist]

I’m gonna commune with Parvos Granum just to call him Daddy to his face just ya’ll wait

[zalk-t-r]

Boss, no offense, but I wish you couldn’t speak

[sequenced-mutalist]

You’re jealous cause I’m about to get fucking RAILED by the Corpus Founder, huh

[zalk-t-r]

I’m going to go shoot myself out of the airlock

[sequenced-mutalist]

Wait before you kill yourself do you have any granum crowns

[zalk-t-r]

I changed my mind actually I'm going to decompress the entire ship on my way out.

[sequenced-mutalist]

I’m gonna commune with Parvos Granum just to call him Daddy to his face just ya’ll wait

[zalk-t-r]

Boss, no offense, but I wish you couldn’t speak

[sequenced-mutalist]

You’re jealous cause I’m about to get fucking RAILED by the Corpus Founder, huh

[zalk-t-r]

I'm going to go shoot myself out of the airlock

[sequenced-mutalist]

I’m gonna commune with Parvos Granum just to call him Daddy to his face just ya’ll wait

[zalk-t-r]

Boss, no offense, but I wish you couldn't speak