I live in a world of Writers Block

I'm trying to be a better man when i go to bed then when i woke up. I'm starting to train for real now, to strengthen my body and master my mind. I'm a martial artist, a runner, a writer and a nerd of great power. Come hang with me.

[piedpencil]

When you need to make a quick exit, try Plan D

This format and pose is ripped off an old cigarette ad

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[shegiles]

MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE  (2000—2006) 6x07 “Hal Sleepwalks”

[rumismira]

What do you mean this isn’t canon? (12/?)

[olvaheiner]

The Rip (2026)

[magnoliapearl]

me in ninth grade

the main character’s best friend was an hot effeminate snarky gay demon who always carried around his pet ravens and used witty one-liners to cover up his hot sexy troubled past.  

i’m not. kidding.

[rosalarian]

I think we all wrote that comic in 9th grade.

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[oneiric-wanderlust]

Backrooms (2026) ● Directed by Kane Parsons

[zanderredsword]

Was a great ride

[malwarewolf404]

Human Marine, injured: D-do you -aghk!- Do you have a tourniquet?

Swords of Sangheilios Warrior, trying hard to remember his interspecies briefing: H-have you tried… not getting hit?

[beaswellgirl]

yep, pretty much

[fairycosmos]

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

[goth-queen]

[zanderredsword]

[zanderredsword]

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[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back