Zane and Stuff

I'm Zane, and here's stuff.

[zaneandstuff]

I have three profiles in Resident Evil: Survival Unit and I'm being very normal about it.

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

these two are the first thing you see when you enter hell

[mahboi]

am i being interrogated

[yaoi-hate-machine]

adults who don’t live with their parent(s) and aren’t no contact: how often do you usually see your parent(s) in person?

multiple times a week

weekly

monthly

every few months

a few times a year

yearly

less often than once a year

i don’t have any living parents

i live with my parent(s)/have no living parents/am no contact/see results

Voting ended onAug 27, 2025

if you see one parent more often than the other, answer for the one you see more often

[sparecrew]

[zanylibrarianorchestra-deactiva]

this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

[stjohnstarling]

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

[stjohnstarling]

Like this, btw. ⬆️

[stjohnstarling]

@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.

[finder-plus]

[zaneandstuff]

Samus in every game after Metroid Prime 4:

(Source)

[halcyonhue]

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[softservewidow]

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

[thasmentoilnessluvx]

I say “yourrr fuckin insanee” every day.

[toskarin]

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

[toskarin]

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it's cold outside

[toskarin]

to be honest with you it's swollen as fuck and that's why I'm rocking with it

[ganurath]

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

[toskarin]

this one's just a phone

[toskarin]

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn't make a call on it, but I can because it's a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

[pneeyrose]

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

[toskarin]

I'm not gatekeeping I'm just speaking from my presently lived experience

[zaneandstuff]

But is the battery smooth?

[everydaylouie]

Swamp Singers 🐊🦜

[pekingopera]

thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

POV: You are Simba

[drtanner]

Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.

[ceekari]

you know the camera is going down, so you’re just guessing which dog it’s gonna be

until suddenly you know

[lordof5moths]

[nitw]

i don't think i've ever seen the hellshake yano skit posted here in its full glory so here it is. bc i'm always thinking about hellshake yano

[smellpelt]

I love hellshake yano so much I also own the official blazblue crossover shirt

Hold on you're thinking about Bloodedge yano again aren't you?