[cringefailgirlfriendjohnnycage]

MY COMMISSIONS ARE BACK OPEN!!!

So I turned off my commissions originally cause I got my tablet replaced and resorted to getting used to it and finishing some commissions and then promptly forgot to reopen them...

But they've been reopened YAY!

I am taking commissions only on Ko-fi right now (until I rework my fiverr storefront)

Here are some examples of my work:

Busts for £5:

[The above work is just an example of the work you would get not previously done commissions]

Sketch/Sketchpage for £10:

[The above work is just an example of the work you would get not previously done commissions]

Full Pieces for £35:

[Only one of the above works is a paid commission]

Below is the link to my Ko-fi page:

Buy Jordyn a Coffee. ko-fi.com/rubber_pumpkin_person

Become a supporter of Jordyn today! ❤️ Ko-fi lets you support the creators you love with no fees on donations.

Please do not hesitate to ask any questions you may have (via tumblr dms, Ko-fi dms or even my tumblr ask box), I have not listed all of the information.

[zanes-pet-catfish]

i wanna make a mcd rewrite thingy but the only concept i have so far is the relics actually making damn near gods out of their wielders. with specific elemental powers to each. I also want to bring in even more of the duality element to esmund's relic within zane and garroth

[blankblueblur]

[zanes-pet-catfish]

Listen, I'm new to ur acc, but I need to know what the heck ur bio is referring to. With a link.

I can't remember the exact episode, in fact it might have spanned over two.

But it was the episode before Aaron's birthday party where in Laurance was on a dating site in the middle of the night but je had the sound on loud enough for Zane to hear him typing when he was trying to sleep. Zane asked him to turn it down. Laurance did not. So Zane figured out what site he was using and catfished him. Iirc he also went on a date with Laurance and i think laurance took him to the party whilst in disguise.

If I had a nickel for everytime Zane was in a skirt or dress i would have like four

[ember-not-amber]

Okay I found the episode, but it all happens over the course of 3 videos, this is the one where Laurance was texting Kim all night (it wasn’t on a dating app, just regular texting).

And this is the one where Zane texts Laurance pretending to be a girl that went to their high school.

And this one is the one where Zane shows up in drag but Laurance never sees him because Garroth chases Zane away.

[zanes-pet-catfish]

thank you!!

[zanes-pet-catfish]

so... guess who bought csp

[questions-about-blorbos]

Would your Blorbo be able to solve a Rubik’s cube?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 14, 2025

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[terriblechickenhousebuilder]

No

[garbagepile]

Funfact about this rubiks cube! It is actually impossible to solve!

As seen by this corner piece!

A rubiks cube corner piece isn't supposed to have the same colour twice. Having it be there twice makes it impossible to have the same colour be on one side.

The only way this could be achieved, is by carefully peeling the stickers off and placing it as such. Meaning that either Garroth did that and gave up on solving the cube by moving the stickers halfway. Or someone else sabotaged Garroth's rubiks cube and made it impossible to solve.

[zanes-pet-catfish]

Zane likely did it let's be honest

[corvus-the-trickster]

Commissions are back on!

Buy Jordyn a Coffee

Become a supporter of Jordyn today!

After two years Jorts is opening their commissions back up cause i need to pay for uni travel somehow y'know.

Available listings

Full piece £50

A full piece including background at least two characters (more characters have an extra additional cost of £5 each), and full shading to your specifications.

Sketchpage £15

For the price of £15 you too can have a sketchpage drawn of your favourite sillies, including specified shitposts and character interactions. Colouring and shading are an extra paid bonus.

Last but not least, we have a new listing:

Character designs £40

Whilst I have no example to give just yet, for the price of £40 you will get a character design turn around with full colouring to meet your requirements.

[mouchiiarts]

figured I might as well post this. unfinished Zana picnic wip that's been sitting in my files for months now. I might get around to finishing it someday.

[zanes-pet-catfish]

my favourite mystreet idiots male ed.

i'm back for like a quick second

[zanes-pet-catfish]

I need more people to be shipping Zane and Aaron actually.

It's funny to me

"You're stuck with me on every universe"

[macabr3sh0ck]

hear me out:

a zaneronana throuple

[zanes-pet-catfish]

I am all fucking ears, speak your truth

[zanes-pet-catfish]

I need more people to be shipping Zane and Aaron actually.

It's funny to me

"You're stuck with me on every universe"

[mouchiiarts]

Glowing Starfish (Stellux Asteroidea) are a species of starfish native to the Luna Keys, a series of islands along the equator which hosts Starlight Wonderland. Native solely to these islands, this species has been protected by the Ru'aunian government since its initial discovery. Coming out only at night, they are most identifiable by their uniquely soft glow which comes from their natural mana-based diet.

The species are also one of the very few monogamous species of starfish and mate for life. If a partner dies, the surviving starfish will not take on another mate, and will usually pass away quickly after their partners. Thus, these unique echinoderms are a local symbol of love and loyalty.

[b1nkee]

saw the original n knew I had to draw the cutest fat girl I know in this shirt

Here’s the original

[zanes-pet-catfish]

So Mystreets coming back...

I still miss meteora valley tho so...

[carysevansart]

Aphmau has officially hit me like a truck again so enjoy some shadow knight drawings! Also thank you so much for the support on the last post, it means the world ❤️

[estchiyu]

mcd s2 doodles!!

[grace-of-the-matron]

finally got around to drawing something proper - here's my high priest Zane!! the pomegranate is supposed to be symbolic

also the red things on his shoulders were originally going to be fancier but I just gave up 😔