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[devourfrombeneath]

have a bitchin morning my fine beasty buds 👌 let’s get out there and disappoint our makers

[ciqq]

it’s always sunny in blackwatch 

[cosmicallybrownie]

Obscure Angel Memes

[points to anything that isn’t an animal] that’s some good 6th day of creation shit

substituting curse words with words from dead languages

“Good job, Gabriel. “

arguing over which wing is more important to flight

“I can’t believe it’s not the Roman empire!”

God said let there be [anything that wasn’t included in the days of creation]

“Not Babylon again”

dinosaur bones in places they shouldn’t be

“it takes a village to raise the antichrist”

[playing Highway to Hell on a harp}

“Mount Vesuvius was a clerical error”

coming up with creative names for poisonous plants, then giving them to Michael as a new hair product

“Just because Jesus took a 3 day nap doesn’t mean you get one”

“I’ve got the body of a loaf of bread and enough alcohol in my veins to be called Jesus, too”

[anytime something bad happens] at least it’s not leprosy

the weekly game of “Worse Than Judas?”  that involves the angels competing to find the worst human alive

[montparnassee]

Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts

Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes

[bowieboosh]

Me, a romantic Romantic: gives my beloved the skull of my enemy with roses in the eye sockets