Screw Em If They Cant Take A Joke!

✖ I'm still the only one who's been in love with me ✖

[zapp87]

Uhh longshot but anyone have Sabrina Carpenter's full coachella set they'd be willing to share? 😂

[zapp87]

REMIND THEM THAT THEY WERE RIGHT TO BE AFRAID

[zapp87]

Rewatching Black Sails for the first time in 7 years... Season 1 had me wondering why it was such a life changing show for me..... Season 2 however......is proving it

[zapp87]

CAN I BE THIS KIDS BODYGUARD? ILL DO IT FOR FREE I WANT TO START SWINGING AT ALL THESE CAMERAS IN HIS FACE GTFO

[zapp87]

Hey @ Matthew Departure….. Are you lurking around here somewhere??

[marsinoff]

thank you.

[formulehein]

Daniel speaks to the media after the F1 Grand Prix of Singapore at Marina Bay Street Circuit on September 22, 2024 in Singapore, Singapore. Photo by Rudy Carezzevoli. [edited]

[zapp87]

FEA

[zapp87]

As an American, not letting danny ric race in COTA is actually criminal and I WILL be pressing charges

[artsimpourtzi]

He’s a rockstar ✨

[michameinmicha]

There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

[sabictlali]

Did you already see Barbie?

[zapp87]

Fan fiction writers I adore your chutzpah but why can I not scroll through the f1 tag anymore without being absolutely bombarded with fics I just want funny race memes and social commentary

[grassgrowstothehorizonlikehair]

some guy summer

[nick-nellson]

JOHN MULANEY: “BABY J” (2023)

[victimofprediction]

i think not having to work would fix me

[zapp87]

Some thoughts after binge watching the marvelous mrs maisel in one week and just watching the finale tonight:

-Midge has chemistry with EVERYBODY

-Lenny is the ultimate “i could fix him” and none of us are immune

-The best part about the flash forwards was the Susie roast ep

-I could watch 5 more seasons of this

-Tits up!!