High Pitched Laughter and Sassafras

Zara Abbott ~ 5th Year Gryffindor ~ Totes Adorbs

[lxckwolf-archive]

Masterlist of Memes

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

[rosalind-ab-blog]

Aliza scoffed at their question, “You can’t just ask a person that, let alone a lady”

[zaraabbott-blog]

“Oh, leave them alone, Aliza. Some of the younger years will just never understand. Might as well not waste your time on them.”

[zaraabbott-blog]

[ text ]:please tell me you didn't abandon me here alone (emery)

[ text ]: Oh shit. That’s right. I’ll be right there! I promise!

[macmillian-emery]

[text] somebody grabbed my butt….

[text] please save me

[zaraabbott-blog]

[text] dont worry I got you. I’m like a five minute walk away. 

[text] and who grabbed your butt? mama zara’s gonna hit who grabbed yo butt.

[zaraabbott-blog]

[ text ]:please tell me you didn't abandon me here alone (emery)

[ text ]: Oh shit. That’s right. I’ll be right there! I promise!

[zaraabbott-blog]

Send for my muses's response

[ text ]: where the fuck are you?

[ text ]: do you have any tequila I can borrow?

[ text ]: please tell me you didn't abandon me here alone

[ text ]: I burned the mac and cheese. My bad.

[ text ]: Didn't I block you?

[ text ]: ......was that a sext?

[ text ]: I won rock paper scissors, time for you to pay up

[ text ]: I told you so

[ text ]: If you're not here in five minutes, don't bother

[ text ]: I found Oreos in the freezer and squeeze cheese under the sink. You have a good night?

[ text ]: I thought I told you to stop jumping on the couch. It is now broken, and I know it was you.

[ text ]: Your mom called. I told her you had syphilis. haha fuck you.

[ text ]: Are you ignoring me or did you lose your phone again? Honestly it's hard to tell.

[zaraabbott-blog]

ruthcantor:

“Who else would I be talking to? Do you see anyone else here?”

“Oh, right, I-yes, sorry, I just didn’t realize that... do you need something?”

[zaraabbott-blog]

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“We are never going to pull this off,” Zara groaned, sitting and putting her head in her hands. “They’re never just going to believe that you’re a girl.” It was hard thinking it was going to work anyways, with his deep voice, things she thought she could charm, but nothing short of polyjuice potion was going to get this to work, something that they didn’t have and couldn’t get in time. “You are probably the worst girl in history of girls, you know that. And your fashion sense is so off. Come here, I need to fix this mess you’ve created.” She pulled out her stool for him to sit on and pulled out her wand and makeup case. “If we’re going to get you into Beauxbatons for this girl’s wand, I need to be the one to make you presentable. I’m thinking light blues and browns. You’ll need to shave completely and you hair needs to be lengthened, but that should be easy with a few modification charms, you know. Tell me that plan again. When we get in, how are we supposed to find her?” she asked, waving her wand to remove all of the facial hair from his chin and pulling out her various brushes so she could set to work.

AU where they need the wand of some Beauxbatons girl for some reason.

[zaraabbott-blog]

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

Zara folded her arms over her chest in annoyance and sat down with a huff. “That’s not even what I’m pissed about, Lyall, pay attention. I don’t really think you understand what’s going on here. You do realize that we’re trapped here now, right? This is not a real thing! We need to get out of here!” she exclaimed, angrily ripping the hideous pink bows out of her newly braided hair. There was being a doll and then there was being a literal doll. As in being stuck in some giant’s dollhouse for the rest of your life. Zara refused to live out the rest of her days wearing grossly puffy skirts that never stayed down. She needed to get out. She kicked the leg of a plastic chair harshly, sending it halfway across the room because of how light it was. “Think, do you know anyway to unlatch this stupid house from the inside? I know they latch on the outside, and the doors are too small for us to get out of, but if we can escape, it’ll be easier to get back home.”

AU where Zara and Lyall were trapped and are now the real life dolls of the child of a giant. But like fairy tale type giants, not like HP type giants.

[toxixpumpkin]

Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

“Midnight, on the bridge. Come alone.”

“You can’t just bring that creature in here.”

[zaraabbott-blog]

“Wait... we-were you talking to... to me?” she asked in slight fear.

[zaraabbott-blog]

“Well, I’m in dueling club, but I haven’t been to the past few meetings.” Zara was visibly more nervous than Radmila, but tried to look the same amount of calm. “What happens if they find out it was us, oh my Godric, we’re going to get expelled for sure.”

[radmila-dolohov-blog]

“Skipping extracurriculars, are you? How reckless” Radmila grinned, looking at the girl. “Try to drop your shoulders, would you? And maybe take a deep breath.” At Zara’s exasperated comment, she huffed. “I don’t think so, they are very lax in discipline here. But even if they do, so what? You can move to Beauxbatons.”

[zaraabbott-blog]

She took Radmila’s advice and lowered her shoulders, taking a few deep breaths until she had calmed herself down considerably. “I don’t want to go to Beauxbatons! I have too many friends to leave here,” she added with a slight smile before getting serious again. “But I guess you’re right.” She opened the door to the empty classroom as they came upon it.

[zaraabbott-blog]

(radmila-dolohov:)

“The place is good, the alibi is shit” Radmila followed Zara out of the common room, strolling casually without a trace of detectable tension. “No one will believe that I’m doing schoolwork, especially not with someone else. Other ideas? Are you in any clubs?”

“Well, I’m in dueling club, but I haven’t been to the past few meetings.” Zara was visibly more nervous than Radmila, but tried to look the same amount of calm. “What happens if they find out it was us, oh my Godric, we’re going to get expelled for sure.”

[zaraabbott-blog]

radmila-dolohov:

“First, we will leave. Right now, preferably to the other end of the castle. And then we’ll work on our shocked expression and discuss why it would be a terrible idea to tell anyone what exactly happened.”

“Good idea. Let’s get out of here!” She opened the portrait and motioned for Radmila to follow her. “Empty classroom on the third floor? We were working on charms homework?” she suggested quickly.’

[zaraabbott-blog]

radmila-dolohov:

“It’s not like anyone has to know now, is it?”

“Okay, but how are we supposed to play this off? Oh yeah, no, some first years did this, we didn’t break the fireplace.”

[zaraabbott-blog]

“You’re joking, right? Like that wasn’t actually meant to be serious? You can’t just fix it with a wave of a wand, you know.”

[zaraabbott-blog]

taissaollivander:

I’m not sure hysterics are particularly helpful. I think that second year heard you.

Oh... whoops. I still think that that’s how we’re going to end up though, so I mean, can’t be too sorry.

[zaraabbott-blog]

taissaollivander:

“Well I didn’t think any student here would be capable of such a thing, but….”

“Nope, that’s it. That’s the answer. We’re all going to die. It’s over. Goodbye world, someone write to my parents to tell them my fate is sealed.”