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[zaratheassistant]

"They're in good hands. They're with my assistant... She's British. Like, they invented nannies!!"

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

[zaratheassistant]

||: ... Hi. I'm still alive here. If anyone was wondering...

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This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction

[zaratheassistant]

🎁 Elf 🎄(2003) Sentence Starters

"You're, uh, you're probably here about the, Uh, the story."

"I-I'll bet you didn't know that about elves."

"Only two weeks left till Christmas!"

"What in the name of Sam hill Is that?"

"I was his/her adopted father."

"Treat every day like Christmas."

"There's room for everyone on the Nice list."

"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

"Well, silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."

"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins."

"I'll be okay, I just need a glass of water."

"Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow."

"First off, you see gum on The street, leave it there. It's not free candy. Second, There are, like, 30 ray's pizzas. They all claim to be the Original, but the real one' son 11th. And if you see a sign that Says "peep show," That doesn't mean that They're letting you look at presents before Christmas."

"We're gonna go ices skating and... And eat sugar plums."

"Well... he is on the naughty list."

"Does someone need a hug?"

"Santa! San-- uh, nope!"

"[Gasps] Beautiful! Looks like a Christmas tree."

"You're not supposed to be Down here!"

"Why you smiling like that?"

"Santa!!! Oh, my god!!! Santa here?! I know him! I know him!"

"You are very good at decorating that tree."

"I'm just trying to get through the holidays."

"How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?"

"They're kind a pissed about this."

"'Cause if I go, we all go."

" By the way... I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world."

"You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa."

"Just who the heck are you, And what is your problem?"

"I thought maybe we could make Gingerbread houses, And eat cookie dough, and go Ice skating, and... And maybe even hold hands."

"He got mad at me."

"You know, it's a little complicated, but it's nothing that we can't handle."

"Is there sugar in syrup?"

"Clearly he has some serious issues. We can't just throw him out in the snow."

"Well, this is really something. I'm usually the one making breakfast."

"I planned out our whole day. First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating and then we'll eat a whole roll Of Toll-House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we'll snuggle."

"How'd you get this number?"

"You know, we could sit here and point fingers all day."

"So, good news... I saw a dog today."

"I really wanted to see you, and... and I think you're beautiful, and I, um... I feel really warm when I am around you, and, um, my tongue swells up. So... Do you wanna go eat food?"

"You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card."

"You know, I know I sound like a broken record, but we are buddies. You're my best friend, that's it. You're my best friend."

"Call me elf one more time!"

"Get out of my life! Now!"

"I don't belong anywhere."

"There seems to be a strange man dressed as an elf wandering through central park."

"I didn't mean anything I said back there, not a word."

"You believed in me."

"Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing."

"Come on, give me your hat and coat."

"I'm getting too old for this job."

"Come here, little one."

[docclaras]

Can you slow down?

[zaratheassistant]

{ ... I haven’t been here for a while and I feel bad I’m sorry }

[pachymentality-blog]

KYLE SAMPSON

                          Pachycephalosaurus handler

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[givemetherpmeme]

Send "surprise!" and I will generate a number for what my muse does for yours!

1-50, some trigger warnings apply! It is a mixed bunch of fluff and angst, and some nsfw. Reroll if your first choice doesn’t work.

1) Friendly punch 2) Kiss on the cheek 3) Does the chores for them 4) Throws a surprise birthday party 5) Tells them they’re pregnant if female. If male, they found the positive pregnancy test on the counter n the bathroom. 6) Give an animal 7) Give a handmade craft 8) Kick 9) Make out with 10) Poke over and over again 11) Sing them a song 12) Help them pick out clothes while shopping 13) Take them out to dinner 14) Pulls a gun on them 15) Show up drunk 16) Gives them one of their organs that the other muse needs to survive 17) Jumpscares them 18) Gives them chocolate or flowers 19) Propose 20) Kidnaps the other muse 21) Gives them a heartfelt letter 22) Writes a suicide letter to them 23) Makes them dinner 24) Writes a goodbye letter 25) Sews them a scarf 26) Takes them to a picnic 27) Goes for a walk with them 28) Helps with homework (high school, college, etc. AU) 29) Shows them something secret in their body (such as revealing to be an angel) 30) Takes them snorkeling 31) Buys them something they’ve wanted for years 32) Shows them special, unique place 33) Slaps them across the face 34) Cusses them out 35) Takes them on vacation 36) Burns their bed 37) Catches them on fire on accident 38) Roll again or mum’s choosing 39) Makes them a cake 40) Takes them hiking 41) Attempts to seduce them 42) Brings them breakfast in bed 43) Gives them surprise compliments 44) Insults them 45) Finds out a vital secret on the other and calls them out on it 46) Shows up at their job as a new employee there 47) Caught cheating with another person 48) Takes them out to play in the snow 49) Meets them at the hospital after a life-threatening situation starts to stabilise 50) Saves them from a criminal

[zaratheassistant]

You should reblog some memes cause I'm not a creative anon : D

{ will do! }

[zaratheassistant]

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters

"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."

"I gotta go bribe a cop."

"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."

"Please stop giving my mom cigars."

"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."

"You've never done this before?"

"Maybe we can help each other."

"All I did was ask him for a drink."

"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."

"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."

"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."

"I just don't feel like going home okay?"

"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."

"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."

"You haven't told me anything about you."

"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."

"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."

"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"

"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."

"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."

"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."

"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."

"I know how hard this must be for you."

"You have no idea how any of this is for me."

"They have to pay for what they've done."

"They won't listen."

"We'll make them listen."

"You do not want to test me."

"You think this is still about you?"

"You should have just killed me. You coward."

"This is an offer, not an order."

"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."

"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."

"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."

"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."

"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."

"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."

"I want you to touch my face."

"Just tell me what you feel."

"You need anything else, you know where to find me."

"You want the short answer or the long one?"

"We need to contain this."

"Lying to that woman is impossible."

"Choose a side."

"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."

"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."

"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."

"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."

"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."

"Let's get this started."

"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."

"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."

"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."

"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"

"What a shithole."

"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."

"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."

"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"

"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."

"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."

"We all pay for our choices."

"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."

"You're a dick."

"Say that you want my help."

"I want you to help yourself."

"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."

"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."

"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."

"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."

"You do your job, I'll do mine."

"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."

"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"

"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."

"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."

"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."

"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."

"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."

"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."

"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"We'll be together, that's all that matters."

"You really think that this will change anything?"

[carnivoriisms-blog]

                                      ❛ … What’s not to like?  ❜

[jurassicdaily]

Still of Ian Malcolm’s book in ‘Jurassic World’. (x)

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CONGRATULATIONS, @zaratheassistant! This fandom loves you! You’ve been awarded a Jurassic Superlative for BEING HERE. Now, that sounds like a stupid award, but hear me out. You’re one of the first people I started interacting with here that actually stuck around. Even I didn’t stick around the entire time – I left for a good month. I always know you’re going to be here because you have such a connection with Zara! I really hope you continue writing for her because at this point, I can’t even imagine you leaving!

[angstmemes]

rescued/escaped hostage starter sentences

“Calm down, calm down. It’s me! You’re not where you think you are, you’re safe with me at home.” “You need to snap out of it, it’s a flashback. Nobody is going to hurt you anymore, trust me!” “Help! I need help! Call the police, please. Help me! Don’t let him/her find me! I escaped, but he/she’s after me!” “Listen, listen. You are going to be okay. He/she is locked away for good, alright?” ”It’s a very strange idea that someone will spend the rest of their life in prison because of what they did to me.” ”I don’t want her/him to go to prison. She/he did it because she/he loved me.” “Can you please tell me what happened while you were… gone?” ”I never stopped thinking about you.” ”The police told me it would be best to assume you were dead, because of what might be happening to you otherwise… But I could never convince myself.” “We kept your bedroom the way it always was… I understand if you’d want it changed, but I want you to know that we never lost hope that you’d come back home.” “Is that– Is that really you? Oh my god! I can’t believe it’s you!” “How do you feel after your first night home?” “The police will need to ask you about what happened… but maybe you want to tell us first? You haven’t said a thing since we got you back!” “We have imagined the worst things that could have happened to you. Please just tell us so we can try to move on and help you.” “Shh, it was a nightmare. You’re in your own bedroom.” “If you want to start living your old life, you’re going to have to start putting what happened to you behind you.” “I can never be who I used to be! I was gone for years! And you expect me to go through some therapy and have my old life back?! That’s never going to happen!” ”Were you scared all the time? Or… or did you get used to it?” ”I’m not even sure what I’d rather hear, that you were always afraid or that you actually liked it there.” “Nothing happened. I just ran away. I was sick of being here. I just made it up to sound interesting.” “Will you please come out of your bedroom… I know you’re probably not comfortable with the amount of space after what you’re used to, but please try…” “I’m here for you. I’ll keep you safe. I’m not going to lose you a second time.” “Shh, it’s okay! It’s normal to have flashbacks, but you have to try to focus on me now.” “You can’t go back there! Are you insane? Why do you want to?!”

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If you’re an active member of the Jurassic Fandom, please give this post a reblog. This includes canon characters, OCs, people with Jurassic World verses – anything like that. I owe a lot to this fandom & want to give back to you all & with Thanksgiving approaching, I want to make personalized superlatives for everyone in the fandom (whether I’m following your not)! So YEAH – if you’d like one, please give this a reblog!!

[cracked]

If Zara Young, Bryce Dallas Howard’s dark-haired assistant, had survived and become the hero, Jurassic World would be a thousand times better. Zara is a valuable employee, hard-working and detail oriented. When Claire is trying to schedule her evening with her nephews, Zara is the one who remembers her appointments. When she watches the kids Claire dumps on her, she also spends most of her time on her phone, because she’s trying to do her normal job in addition to looking after the kids. Also, she looks like she’s in her mid-to-late 20s, but she’s a personal assistant to Jurassic World’s park operations manager. I’m impressed, because she’s my age, but her job involves dinosaurs. So she’s better at life than I am. Does your job involve dinosaurs? No? Then she’s better at life than you too.

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