look this says something funny

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[jarl-deathwolf]

I'm reminded of the original Fable where you get negative 50 karma for divorcing... but only negative 5 for murder.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well now that’s just silly

[jarl-deathwolf]

You get devil horns and a cloud of flies around you if youre evil enough.

Peasants will scream in fear and run from Dave the Five Time Divorcee

[what-even-is-thiss]

That’s pretty funny actually

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[lakemojave]

Google has far more than 2 Ls to their name tbh

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[berensreverie]

What I want for Pride Month

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[ryvko]

[viralfrog]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[unspeakabledigressions]

Me: Wow! You really used to write fan fiction, Grandma? What did you write about?

Grandma: Oh, it was for Star Trek. Just little stories about Kirk and Spock, you know?

Me:

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[niceinchnails]

Smoking the pack that gave me 7 Uncle Ian Ideas

[blackarachnya]

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

[animentality]

[balrog-slayer66]

Misato Katsuragi with her Alpine A310. Art by Yoshiyuki Sadamoto