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Emily, 30 formerly: invadermle reallycoldcheese

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[bbyhog]

[passion-of-l0vers]

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

[jane-vampeyre]

[passengerprincipessa]

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

[archeogeist]

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[socialistexan]

French-Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, author of 'Persepolis', dies of 'sadness' at 56

French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film “Persopolis”, has died of "sadness", members of her

This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.

May her memory be a blessing

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[achromaticabberation]

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[chimaerakitten]

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

[onlymagpie]

the sillies

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[themarchingbeetle]

[papercutsofawriter]

how can I gain a cow's respect dm me

[deadnotdreaming]

[yugirimistwalker]