DEEP, LARGE, BEAUTIFUL!

( 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 ) , 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒐𝒏.

[herzspalter]

This vampire’s eyebrows are just so on point

[joeyisaprincess]

Dio brando is an icon. I still don’t understand what it is that he wanted. Why did he poison his adoptive father. There was no reason for him to be evil after his actual dad died.

He’s canonically so sexy he makes random people evil. His sexiness and weird diary is responsible for the universe resetting.

Why was his pull out game so weak, he has like 12 illegitimate kids. He dont pay child support.

He went to law school and nobody ever brings that up.

Why did he decide to take refuge in egypt, where its sunny as fuck, when hes a vampire and the sun is literally deadly?

Where did he get his clothes? Did he just run around naked until somebody helped him?

[itsernestok]

Well that Egypt part sounds batshit insane, and then you realize that it’s one of the last places for someone to look for a vampire for that very reason. No clue about the rest.

[zawarudou-blog]

hol horse smacks it yknow like in football ^_^ very heterosexual

*twirls hair and dramatically flops into bed, his legs kicking.* do you think he’d really smack my ass? u__u ?

[zawarudou-blog]

smacks it. once. ;)

touch me again without my express permission and i will turn your spine into a pretzel.

[zawarudou-blog]

[zawarudou-blog]

i’m hole? ^__^?