Witty title.

Chris | 27 | Graphic Designer | ENTP | London | Photos of me

[twerklina]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

i’m dating an astrophysicist

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[bidoctor]

[oleathe]

Wow this article came out swinging

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Cishets: ugh gay people are everywhere it’s us who are the real minority now!

People who aren’t straight or cis: ummmmmm WHAT

[sapphiresarchive]

[homiedepot]

Fem tops with their masc bottom boyfriends

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[theawesomeadventurer]

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

[indiemovies]

Jenny Slate for Fashion Magazine (2018)

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[tr3velyan]

only 90′s kids will remember

[chickenissiriat]

what the fuck is e.

[eurydixe]

I am horrified that I recognise all of this how long have I been on this hell site

[pi-la]

[chelsamander]

[pinkiepony]

[zsnes]

[thedragoninmygarage]

[nico-incognito]

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

I HAVE BEEEEN LOOKING FOR THISSSSSS

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