#nct incorrect

[zb1bies]

Jisung: Everyone thinks you two are a couple.

Mark: That’s not true!

Jaemin: Everyone raise your hand if you thought Mark and Haechan are a couple!

NCT + nctzens: *raises their hands*

Mark:

Mark: Haechan put your hand down!

[full-hd-sun]

[ 2 am ]

jisung, nervously patting jeno’s arm: hyung, hyung, hyung!

jeno, half-awake: what, what’s wrong?

jisung: bats eat spiders. what if batman ever meets spider-man? will spider-man be ok?

chenle, from his bunk bed: oh my god

[what-if-nct]

Johnny: Hector can you pass the salt?

Hendery: Here you go.

Ten: Unh unh don't give him that. Johnny what did you call him?

Johnny: Hector.

Ten: That's not his name.

Johnny: Harold.

Ten: Try again.

Johnny: Herman.

Ten: Get the fuck out of my house. And don't talk to me and my sons ever again.

Johnny: Well I never. See you later Humphrey and Russian Boy.

Hendery: Bye Jamie

Yangyang: Bye Wisconsin Man.

Johnny: Goodbye Thirteen.

Ten: Yangyang bring me my flip flop.

[httpkiiimjw]

JAEMIN: In your opinion what is the height of stupidity?

CHENLE turns to look at JISUNG: How tall are you?

[markleesthighs]

mark, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

johnny: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

mark: Orange soda, please!

johnny: I'll have the strawberry soda.

yuta: Me too, strawberry soda.

mark:

[asstheticnct]

12 year old Jisung: I’m getting a medal at school because I put out a fire.. maybe that’s what I should be when I grow up!

Taeyong: a firefighter?

Jisung: a professional medal-getter :)

[yellowsbuttercup]

yall i hope no one has ever thought of this incorrect quote before but listen:

person a: *casually has their tongue out, doing the bare minimum*

person b: *hot and bothered, sweating* e-excuse me put that tongue back in where it belongs!

person a: oh sorry *kisses person b for a damn long time*

person b:

person a: *pulls away*

person b:

person a: you didn’t say where

if anyone wants to use this gimme credit sksksks

[kuntserve]

renjun: i have feelings for you

jaemin: UHM???? WHAT????

jeno: excuse me???

renjun: i think you’re extremely clingy, loud and annoying