Miss Information

[zcorpofficial]

Gooood Morning Neighborville!

At the behest of my co-worker Jeremy, I have opened a blog for all of you wonderful viewers. For no additional cost, you all get a once in a lifetime chance to ask to neighborville's most honest reporter all the hard-hitting questions that plague mind! And I will answer them as such. Doesn't that just sound lovely?

OOC: Hi there! Welcome to the blog, this is a tragicomedy focused RP blog ran by @roseryscircusofthings based around Miss Information, a NPC from the PVZ2 Reflourished Mod

Use the tag #miss information's tumblr time to check every post made as part of this account.

This account also is not official, nor associated with the creators of reflourished, this is just a silly rp blog.

[zcorpofficial]

Miss Info, be careful! Lucky is trying to kill you

Oh dont worry dear viewer, he can try all he likes, but the truth is out there! And there's not a thing he can do about it!

[zcorpofficial]

I don't know why but I feel like you'd be like the kind of girl who would watch some Reddit stories and critique on how realistic they are also what's your favorite ice cream flavor

I. Wow that is, very specific?

I do enjoy that Frostbite Fallberry flavor the ice cream joint close to me serves!

[zcorpofficial]

Have you considered running for presidency

Nope! Could I if I wanted to? Perhaps, but my love of showmanship overshadows my ambition dear viewer.

[starcommander]

You'd have my vote!!

[zcorpofficial]

Oh you charm me dear viewer, maybe I will get into politics in the near future. Cause as we know, nothing bad ever happens when media personalities get into politics!!!

[zcorpofficial]

Have you considered running for presidency

Nope! Could I if I wanted to? Perhaps, but my love of showmanship overshadows my ambition dear viewer.

[zcorpofficial]

Breaking News!

Gooooood morning Neighborville, its your host Miss Information, Live from the comfort of my own apartment.

I'm aware I'm supposed to be "On break" and "Taking it easy" per Jeremy's request, but you all know me, I cannot resist a good news story, and trust me dear viewers, you won't wanna miss this one!

On July 9th of this year, the Anti-Bully Squad would find our good "friend" @thisisluckysblog on a stroll after an attempt to put himself in the grave, ever-since then. For instance, in the span of 1 day he's gone from obsessing over your truly to, in his own words, saying "I'm too good for her" and dropping the obnoxious accent all together.

But that's not where it ends dear viewer! just last night I received a rather rushed message from Stilt claiming that, since that night, Lucky has an I quote "been different. And that’s because it isn’t him. It is his body, yes, but the thing making his actions is…" That is all they were able to say before being snatched away! To this very day, the ABS remain missing folks.

You may assume Slits is spinning some wild tale, and you aren't wrong for being skeptical, I was too! Well worry not, we have confirmation from our dear friend "Lucky" themselves, observe!

The moral of the story dear viewer? It appears Lucky here has been possessed by some kind of otherworldly entity and is holding the Anti-Bully Squad hostage. Going so far as to threatening our dearest Professor Brainstorm!

Weather its a ghost, a demon, or Lucky's deepest thoughts coming to the surface I cannot say! But I will keep you all updated as this story progressed dear viewer!

This is Miss Information, signing out!

[zcorpofficial]

Good day, Mademoiselle. I am aware there exists… a certain friction between yourself and Lucky, yet I must prevail upon you to review the so‑called ‘Mr. Lucky’s’ recent postings—precisely as Stilts warned before his disappearance. He is not ‘Mr. Lucky,’ I assure you. And he stands credibly accused of abducting three of my pupils. That, at the very least, I trust you will not suffer to pass unchallenged, hmm?

Oh hello professor brainstorm! I've been meaning to chat with you for so long!

I believe you underestimate me dear professor, As the object of that...Parasites affection ever-since Love beyond the veil (of afterlife), i've found his recent behavior rather odd. I mean come on, don't you think its strange thay someone obsessed with me would change their tune in the span of one day??? Anyone could notice that, even my associate Jeremy did!

And yet despite this, i've chosen to leave him be. In truth, its nice having him out of sight and mind. But now that you bring it up, this would make for a rather thrilling news story. It has everything, a primary antagonist, a gripping mystery, missing people! Oh the people would love it!

[zcorpofficial]

Good day, Mademoiselle. I am aware there exists… a certain friction between yourself and Lucky, yet I must prevail upon you to review the so‑called ‘Mr. Lucky’s’ recent postings—precisely as Stilts warned before his disappearance. He is not ‘Mr. Lucky,’ I assure you. And he stands credibly accused of abducting three of my pupils. That, at the very least, I trust you will not suffer to pass unchallenged, hmm?

Oh hello professor brainstorm! I've been meaning to chat with you for so long!

I believe you underestimate me dear professor, As the object of that...Parasites affection ever-since Love beyond the veil (of afterlife), i've found his recent behavior rather odd. I mean come on, don't you think its strange thay someone obsessed with me would change their tune in the span of one day??? Anyone could notice that, even my associate Jeremy did!

And yet despite this, i've chosen to leave. In truth, its nice having him out of sight and mind. But now that you bring it up, this would make for a rather thrilling news story. It has everything, a primary antagonist, a gripping mystery, missing people! Oh the people would love it!

[profbrainstorm]

…I’ll be plain: I’ve no interest in the pretender’s theatrics. I requested your intervention strictly on behalf of those three blundering fools. Should they continue to absent themselves, their academic standing will only deteriorate further. My thanks for your reply.

[zcorpofficial]

Oh dont you fret professor, I'll have a spectacular news story cooked up in no time!

[zcorpofficial]

Good day, Mademoiselle. I am aware there exists… a certain friction between yourself and Lucky, yet I must prevail upon you to review the so‑called ‘Mr. Lucky’s’ recent postings—precisely as Stilts warned before his disappearance. He is not ‘Mr. Lucky,’ I assure you. And he stands credibly accused of abducting three of my pupils. That, at the very least, I trust you will not suffer to pass unchallenged, hmm?

Oh hello professor brainstorm! I've been meaning to chat with you for so long!

I believe you underestimate me dear professor, As the object of that...Parasites affection ever-since Love beyond the veil (of afterlife), i've found his recent behavior rather odd. I mean come on, don't you think its strange thay someone obsessed with me would change their tune in the span of one day??? Anyone could notice that, even my associate Jeremy did!

And yet despite this, i've chosen to leave him be. In truth, its nice having him out of sight and mind. But now that you bring it up, this would make for a rather thrilling news story. It has everything, a primary antagonist, a gripping mystery, missing people! Oh the people would love it!

[zcorpofficial]

Is it true squeezing lemons into your eyes is good for the brain

I cannot say I recommend it. However! I am also not responsible for your actions dear viewer!

[zcorpofficial]

Miss info please hide me I made Zomboss princess feelings about crazy day by using a truth shrooms gas and I feel like I should be hiding in case he decides the nuke me!

Uh, well, I do appreciate all of the juicy information youve accrued dear listener. But unfortunately, there is only so much I and the Zcorp family can do against zomboss? So, try to to die!

[xxrealz0mb3rtxx]

Salutations Arz, If you are so kind I must ask, are you in line to take over your fathers company or not?

Oh and while we're here, can you be a dear and update the Anti-Chud protocols on all of Zomberts devices? I would greatly appreciate it.

@zcorpofficial

" Yes, yes I am.. Just beside Zombert.. Idk. "

" Also, sure.. I could help with that.. Zombert needs to have a bit more limited time on his devices. "

[zcorpofficial]

How fascinating.

And thank you Arz, it would be much appreciated. After all, we cant have your little brother and heir to the Zcorp family be listening to such figures like that one podcaster, Neckshot I think was his name?

[zcorpofficial]

I’ve figured out why Lucky is acting so weird, miss. I don’t have much time. He’s on to me. I suspected something was off ever since he came back. So, I managed to hide in his mansion and have been spying on him. (Quite easy, since I’m an imp.) Ever since that day, he’s been different. And that’s because it isn’t him. It is his body, yes, but the thing making his actions is…

What was that noise?

Come out, come out, wherever you are~

Oh god. There’s no time, I just have to send it.

THERE YOU ARE!

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[File not found]

Hello? Whos this? Am I being fucked with her??

I swear dear viewer, one of these days I'm gonna have a conniption fit! Or strangle someone! Perhaps both!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Oh Penny, I must ask, have you ever thought of breaking out of your own. Surely a marvelous creation like you wants to do more than serve him?

@zcorpofficial

Hello again, Miss Information.

No, I have not thought about breaking away from User Dave. While his...ambitions...are questionable at best, I am loyal to him, because he is a great man.

[zcorpofficial]

Oh its truly a shame Penny! We'd make such a great team you and I, and I hate to see someone like you go to waste, but if you insistent on being beneath him, then so be it I suppose!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

In what universe do you believe we will make a great team in? You and I are vastly different. You provide beautiful lies, and I confess the ugly truths.

[zcorpofficial]

And that is what I adore about you dearest Penny! You're so blunt and direct in your speech, which is exactly the type I would love to have by my side!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Perhaps. Perhaps, if I did not know who you were. Perhaps we could be side by side, and perhaps we are in a world different from ours, but not here. I cannot in good conscience allow myself to stoop so low.

[zcorpofficial]

How tragic.

Well misses Penny, since you're so insistent, i'll leave you alone on this matter. But know this, when David finally decides you've served purpose, me and Zcorp would be elated to have you as part of the family!

[zcorpofficial]

Do you remember that weird phone call in the last part of the callers segment of kfah? What do you think of it

Oh the one from Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz "Greedy" Zomtarani?

In hindsight, it was rather amusing! Did you know dear viewer, mister Greedy to yell about how I "left them to rot" and that I "won't be surviving." Like I was responsible for their undoing!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Oh Penny, I must ask, have you ever thought of breaking out of your own. Surely a marvelous creation like you wants to do more than serve him?

@zcorpofficial

Hello again, Miss Information.

No, I have not thought about breaking away from User Dave. While his...ambitions...are questionable at best, I am loyal to him, because he is a great man.

[zcorpofficial]

Oh its truly a shame Penny! We'd make such a great team you and I, and I hate to see someone like you go to waste, but if you insistent on being beneath him, then so be it I suppose!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

In what universe do you believe we will make a great team in? You and I are vastly different. You provide beautiful lies, and I confess the ugly truths.

[zcorpofficial]

And that is what I adore about you dearest Penny! You're so blunt and direct in your speech, which is exactly the type I would love to have by my side!

[zcorpofficial]

Do you have a thing for Penny?

Oh you jokester, i'm not into her like. I adore her personality yes, but not in that way!

And you gotta admit dear viewer, she is a truly fascinating creation!