Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies!

Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies is open for business!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Heya, neighbor! Heard that my rival and his buddies are starting some blogs! Thought I'd stop by and do the same thing! Come on down to Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies, and ask away!

[Ooc]

Yet another rp blog from @starcommander! Same rules apply to this one as well, no NSFW, though suggestive asks are okay.

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Shoudlve clarified it was directed towards penny.

I can clearly see you're not ai mb

[OOC]

My apologies, I forgot to edit the text, but I do not support AI in any way.

[daves-twiddydinkies]

CLANKER!!! AI???! IN MY PVZ??????? NO THANK YA.

I am not associated with them, thank you very much.

[daves-twiddydinkies]

PENNY I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID! I just wanted Zomboss to admit it that's it! I didn't think I put Dave into shock! Oh my God I feel like an ass...is he ok?

I have not told him yet. And I'm not sure if I want to tell him...this is all so sudden, I'm not sure how User Dave will feel.

[the-biggest-brainz]

That's it I'm getting answers and I'm going to make sure that these answers are nothing but true I hope Dave doesn't mind if I borrow this *throws a mushroom that is basically a mushroom that admits gas like truth gas* Edgar George Zomboss spill the beans do you love / hate Crazy Dave?! And be dead ass on it and I don't think you have a choice to lie!

GAH!! WHAT IN THE-.....

......

I do not hate David nearly as much as I once did years ago. And even as I did everything in my power to rid of him, he was still kind to me. To this day, I do not understand why.

As the months and years pass, I find myself growing fond of him. I have been noticing that I have been beginning to actually LIKE him...and, unfortunately, not in a friend-like manner, no.....something more...far more than I had ever expected. I have been reminiscing on memories of the two of us before the science fair in high school, how friendly we were before it all happened. It made my undead heart perform backflips in my chest just thinking of it....

I believe I may be falling for him. But I cannot possibly let him see that. For what will happen to what we already have in the present?

How do I begin to vanquish this passion I feel, setting my heart into flames? To stop the yearning I have for him?

[daves-twiddydinkies]

....User Dave is in for quite the shock....

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Oh Penny, I must ask, have you ever thought of breaking out of your own. Surely a marvelous creation like you wants to do more than serve him?

@zcorpofficial

Hello again, Miss Information.

No, I have not thought about breaking away from User Dave. While his...ambitions...are questionable at best, I am loyal to him, because he is a great man.

[zcorpofficial]

Oh its truly a shame Penny! We'd make such a great team you and I, and I hate to see someone like you go to waste, but if you insistent on being beneath him, then so be it I suppose!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

In what universe do you believe we will make a great team in? You and I are vastly different. You provide beautiful lies, and I confess the ugly truths.

[zcorpofficial]

And that is what I adore about you dearest Penny! You're so blunt and direct in your speech, which is exactly the type I would love to have by my side!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Perhaps. Perhaps, if I did not know who you were. Perhaps we could be side by side, and perhaps we are in a world different from ours, but not here. I cannot in good conscience allow myself to stoop so low.

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Oh Penny, I must ask, have you ever thought of breaking out of your own. Surely a marvelous creation like you wants to do more than serve him?

@zcorpofficial

Hello again, Miss Information.

No, I have not thought about breaking away from User Dave. While his...ambitions...are questionable at best, I am loyal to him, because he is a great man.

[zcorpofficial]

Oh its truly a shame Penny! We'd make such a great team you and I, and I hate to see someone like you go to waste, but if you insistent on being beneath him, then so be it I suppose!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

In what universe do you believe we will make a great team in? You and I are vastly different. You provide beautiful lies, and I confess the ugly truths.

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Oh Penny, I must ask, have you ever thought of breaking out of your own. Surely a marvelous creation like you wants to do more than serve him?

@zcorpofficial

Hello again, Miss Information.

No, I have not thought about breaking away from User Dave. While his...ambitions...are questionable at best, I am loyal to him, because he is a great man.

[daves-twiddydinkies]

I was requested to do an interview with @zcorpofficial, and while I believe it will not go anywhere, I might as well offer myself to those who have questions that require answers.

[OOC]

Penny The Van will be available for the next 10 asks!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Hey Dave what's the weirdest thing you've seen and what's your favorite video game also opinion on Nintendo games?

The weirdest thing I've seen? I'm not too sure, honestly! As for video game, I like Minecraft!

...but what's a Nintendo?

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Oh david, would it be feasible for you to bring that darling Penny onto my show, I would be elated to interview such an extordinary creation such as her!

@zcorpofficial

Hmm, I dunno if she'd be willing to go, but I could certainly ask her! It doesn't hurt to ask!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

seeing chats around here talking about different types of tacos and I would like to propose:

Sushi tacos

It's great I promise

Oho? My goodness! Those sound amazing! I must check them out!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Hey Dave I'm a little confused on this one but what you say Zomboss is a mama's boy or a daddy's boy? As in which parent do you think he takes more after

Well, back then, he told me he was a huge momma's boy growing up! So hopefully that answers your question!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Then you're going to love this someone actually made a taco shell out of ramen they obviously cooked ramen noodles and mixed it around with an egg and formed it into the shell of a taco and put usual taco meat and seasoning on it along with toppings

Ooooooo! That sounds lovely! I want to try that for myself now...

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Hey Dave have you ever looked up different types of tacos or different taco recipes cuz you seem like the kind of guy who would try and need tacos everyday of his life like you would try and make breakfast tacos just to make sure you can have a taco for every meal of the day

Oh yeah, I make all sorts of tacos! Fish tacos, chicken tacos, breakfast tacos, dessert tacos....mmmm, tacos....

[daves-twiddydinkies]

Hey Mister Dave! I got a cooking pan hat just like you! :3

Awwwwww!! It's so lovely! I love that shade of pink!

[daves-twiddydinkies]

David hate me for this but I stole a mushroom that makes people say the truth I threw it at Zomboss so I can get the damn truth out of him! Because I'm going to be honest and you're not very well at hiding this day but I think you love Zomboss in an odd way and to that I say kudos too but right now I need to get snooping!

Woah...isn't that invasion of privacy, though?