So, you want an introduction? Fine, here's an introduction.
I am ze Mole, I am what they call a mercenary, so I do certain jobs that need to be done. As silly and frivolous as zis shithole of a site is, an associate of mine informed me that this would be good for building up my profile and will help ze cause.
What is ze cause? If you have to ask, zen fuck off.
I associate with @damien-thorn-offical, @official-gregory-of-yardale, and, for whatever fucking reason, @official-philip-pip-pirrup.
I will tolerate ze following:
@craig-t-official, for he does not beat around ze bush, either literally or metaphorically.
@tweektweak-the-offical, he knows not to trust everybody, so he already has zat going for him.
@kennymccormick-offical, for he is not as stupid as ze Marsh or Cartman. And he's good for a smoking comrade.
@timmyoffical, for he is among ze smartest fuckers in this little piss pond of a town.
@poeschild-michael-offical and @henrietta-official, for their nihilism is quite a refreshing change of pace from all the fucking sunshine and lollipop dicklickers who stupidly think life is all fun and games, and they're not such buttfucking pussies who need cream to put in their coffee.
@dogpoo-petuski-official, rather smart lad and there's something about his aroma that feels rather familiar.
@the-official-nathan, you always have exactly what I need for any given purpose.
I would say @clydedonovan-official so we can bond over our mutual hatred of Prissypants, but he's too much of a crybaby bitch.
All you religious fruit loops riding that stupid cunt God can eat a caribou's cock. You proshippers and pedos should be boiled in your own pudding. Those who harm animals should be castrated with a rusty fishing hook.
Besides all of zat, I enjoy reading ze likes of Charles Baudelaire, Victor Hugo, and Paul Verlaine, building explosives, brawling, using drone planes, and playing with ze kitty cats.
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Ze Mole has a foul mouth full of colorful and un-PC language, so don't say I didn't warn you.
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