Zé's Bazaar

I've been here too long, and everywhere else is horrible.

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WAIT

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[tyaz]

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

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[azra-echo]

so cruel of this sourceror to cast such wicked spells on an innocent beaste

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[curlyboys]

this video is really fucking good. fuck big tech companies, fast fashion, modern auto, and those initial inhibitive greedy lightbulb fucks. planned obsolescence, creative waste, consumer engineering. 

[formallydaryl1919]

[inkmo]

1000% #this ☝️

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[a-piece-of-popcorn]

Smug jug moodboard

[kiwi]

[mtndewbajablast]

not gonna say it again

[khadij-al-kubra]

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[crazy-brazilian]

Mood

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[weaselsblaugh]

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Little Twerp getting Got (dramatization).

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violent resistance to violent oppression wouldnt exist if there was no violent oppression in the first place. casualties of violent resistance to violent oppression are ultimately the sole blame of the violent oppressor

[gunlovingpacifist]

Nelson Mandela disagreed with everything you just said. And that's why he was able to unite a whole country

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i love when you lot invent these holy meekly pacifist images in your head of people you were told youre allowed to Value and Appreciate but only as those holy meekly pacifist images spoonfed to you by your own propaganda machine and you never as a grown adult bother to google if it was all really sunshine and rainbows and care bears philosophy that affected the state of apartheid in south africa

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

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[retrolizard]

i’m sorry i still think this is one of the funniest lines written for anything ever

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

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you don't know anything