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[zealousmartinet-blog]

Hell motherfucking lo' brothers and sisters. It's been too fuckin' long.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Heh. Perfect. 

[zealousmartinet-blog]

bitches ain’t motherfuckin’ shit.

:o}

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Mn. 

[alfieloue3010]

so true 

[wingedhero-deactivated20131020]

For every (¬‿¬) I get my muse will remove a piece of clothing.

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Handy had been curled up, nursing her glass when she heard the voice. She squeaked and made sure she spilled none of her liquor, before placing the glass down and floating up off the pillows. She was going to enjoy drinking with the big guy.

Once she found the source of the voice, she grinned up at him, landing on the floor gracefully. She giggled before responding properly.

“Who’s motherfuckin’ there?”

[zealousmartinet-blog]

-He didn’t have to wait long, and that pleased him. Grymbald watched Handy float to him and land, causing him to chuckle.-

“Wise of you for not making me wait, sister.” 

-Peering down at her, he allowed his eyes to flow over her form.- 

“I’m not a patient troll, and beatin’ you to a bloody motherfuckin’ pulp as soon as I arrived wasn’t exactly what I all up and had planned.” -He began to move forwards a bit, steps heavy and thudding as his boots hit the floor.-  “Go on, lead the motherfuckin’ way.”

[maroonbloodedbitch]

“I am a good girl, I like being right there for my guests.”

- She was wearing a very loose tanktop and a pair of boyshorts as a means of clothing as she stood in front of him.-

“Meh, would have come back anyway, had to clean up the blood and change out of the dress. Plus, you would be out of a drink or few.” -She retorted before turning on her heel and leading the way back to her parlor, opening the doors carefully and stepping to the side.-

“Pick a spot, the whole floor is covered in pillows, but there is a glass full somewhere, and I need to find that.”

[zealousmartinet-blog]

"Good girls get rewards."

-Grymbald stated simply. Just a gentle reminder, of course. He smirked at her response to his semi threat..-

"Good thing you're not my only motherfucking resource."

-He watched her turn and trot back to the room she'd came from. Grymbald followed behind, keeping a good distance.

Once they reached the parlor, he peered down to the pillows. He could probably burst the stuffing from them with one step...what would happen if he sat on one? He really didn't care, regardless. They weren't his anyway.

He took a step forwards before locating a patch of pillows. After he plopped down he raised a brow at her.-

"Lost your motherfuckin' drink already? Tsk."

[zealousmartinet-blog]

+capizantacrasia

[zealousmartinet-blog]

You wanna’ come say that to my motherfuckin’ face?

[cobvwebbed-blog]

Shut your fuckin seed flap of a mouth an go avway.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Close, but no MOTHERFUCKIN’ cigar.

That pan of yours must be really fuckin’ dense. If I cut it open...I wonder if I’d even find anything in it. 

Not that I’d waste my fuckin’ time on someone who doesn’t have the MOTHERFUCKIN’ courage to come and attempt to spit some wicked venom to my face. 

Ain’t nothin’ more pathetic than a coward. 

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Smart, good. 

My hive or yours?

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Mine, I don’t feel like moving and I’m already kinda started…..

I’ll give ya the coords to Felt Manor.

[FeltManor.coords.txt]

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Just this once we’ll have it your motherfuckin’ way, sister. 

I’ll be there soon.

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Oh man, this is why you are amazing greatest of the blood bringers brother.

See ya here soon, also disregard my lack of proper clothing.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

-He doesn’t respond to that, he doesn’t mind and he figures she’d know that. Quickly, Grymbald made his way to the Manor. He hadn’t been out anywhere in quite awhile, normally interactions with other beings didn’t appeal to him, but he’d make an exception for the pretty rustblood.  Upon his arrival, he rolled his eyes. He had to duck to even get inside the manor, why was every door outside of his hive so small? 

Then again, he was pretty tall. 

After glancing around, Grymbald called out, His voice deep and booming.-

“Knock motherfuckin’ knock.”

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Handy had been curled up, nursing her glass when she heard the voice. She squeaked and made sure she spilled none of her liquor, before placing the glass down and floating up off the pillows. She was going to enjoy drinking with the big guy.

Once she found the source of the voice, she grinned up at him, landing on the floor gracefully. She giggled before responding properly.

“Who’s motherfuckin’ there?”

[zealousmartinet-blog]

-He didn’t have to wait long, and that pleased him. Grymbald watched Handy float to him and land, causing him to chuckle.-

“Wise of you for not making me wait, sister.” 

-Peering down at her, he allowed his eyes to flow over her form.- 

“I’m not a patient troll, and beatin’ you to a bloody motherfuckin’ pulp as soon as I arrived wasn't exactly what I all up and had planned.” -He began to move forwards a bit, steps heavy and thudding as his boots hit the floor.-  “Go on, lead the motherfuckin’ way.”

[zealousmartinet-blog]

+capizantacrasia

[cobvwebbed-blog]

zealousmartinet:

I could cut it out, it’d be easier to motherfuckin’ keep your eyes on it then.

Maybe you’re the fuckin’ freak here, if you ain’t understanding my most wicked of confabulation.

Nay im fine you dont need to be doin that. You can keep your gross shit to yourself, thanks.

Do i see anyone else ovwer yonder talkin like you do? NO. So shut your fuckin seed flap of a mouth an go avway.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

You wanna’ come say that to my motherfuckin’ face?

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Smart, good. 

My hive or yours?

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Mine, I don’t feel like moving and I’m already kinda started…..

I’ll give ya the coords to Felt Manor.

[FeltManor.coords.txt]

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Just this once we’ll have it your motherfuckin’ way, sister. 

I’ll be there soon.

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Oh man, this is why you are amazing greatest of the blood bringers brother.

See ya here soon, also disregard my lack of proper clothing.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

-He doesn’t respond to that, he doesn't mind and he figures she’d know that. Quickly, Grymbald made his way to the Manor. He hadn't been out anywhere in quite awhile, normally interactions with other beings didn’t appeal to him, but he’d make an exception for the pretty rustblood.  Upon his arrival, he rolled his eyes. He had to duck to even get inside the manor, why was every door outside of his hive so small? 

Then again, he was pretty tall. 

After glancing around, Grymbald called out, His voice deep and booming.-

“Knock motherfuckin’ knock.”

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me ☆ + a question and my muse will have to answer it truthfully with absolute honesty

[zealousmartinet-blog]

+capizantacrasia

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Maybe you should MOTHERFUCKING watch your tongue.

I ain’t the one talking like a freak. 

[cobvwebbed-blog]

Sorry, no can do, my eyes dont vwork like that.

If you aint talkin like a freak, then vwhy the fuck you talkin all vwague an shit..?

[zealousmartinet-blog]

I could cut it out, it’d be easier to motherfuckin’ keep your eyes on it then.

Maybe you’re the fuckin’ freak here, if you ain’t understanding my most wicked of confabulation.

[maroonbloodedbitch]

@zealousmartinet

Hey GHB! You free? I got some good shit I wouldn’t mind sharing with a big blood brother.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

I suppose I could motherfuckin’ up and grace you with my presence. Provided that shit you mentioned really is good. 

I’m not a fan of liars, sister. 

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Considering this alcohol is from the furthest ring and even Dersites don’t touch the shit unless they are possessed by the horrorterrors. Like I had to go through a lot of shit to get this bottle. 

I am not a liar to someone who could supply a handmaid with corspes for days.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Smart, good. 

My hive or yours?

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Mine, I don’t feel like moving and I’m already kinda started…..

I’ll give ya the coords to Felt Manor.

[FeltManor.coords.txt]

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Just this once we’ll have it your motherfuckin’ way, sister. 

I’ll be there soon.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

+capizantacrasia

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Maybe you should pay better fuckin’ attention then.

:o}

[cobvwebbed-blog]

Or maybe you should just not be talkin like a freak?

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Maybe you should MOTHERFUCKING watch your tongue.

I ain’t the one talking like a freak. 

[maroonbloodedbitch]

@zealousmartinet

Hey GHB! You free? I got some good shit I wouldn’t mind sharing with a big blood brother.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

I suppose I could motherfuckin’ up and grace you with my presence. Provided that shit you mentioned really is good. 

I’m not a fan of liars, sister. 

[maroonbloodedbitch]

Considering this alcohol is from the furthest ring and even Dersites don’t touch the shit unless they are possessed by the horrorterrors. Like I had to go through a lot of shit to get this bottle. 

I am not a liar to someone who could supply a handmaid with corspes for days.

[zealousmartinet-blog]

Smart, good. 

My hive or yours?

[rpstartersforyou]

Smut RP Starters! ( Request )

[[ These starters are dirty ( of course ) so you’ve been warned young ones!! ]]

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Rose petals: Candles, sweet kisses and a gentle touch - our muses have a romantic night together to just enjoy each others bodies and love.

What does this do?: Blind folds, toys, handcuffs - our muses decided to spice up their intercourse with the help of a bit of kinky objects one muse brought from the store!

Don’t let them hear: One muse just can’t hold themselves back anymore and drags our muse somewhere where they can’t be seen for a little action! But they have to be quite or else they’ll be found out. ( Airplane bathroom, under the bleachers, in a farris wheel - you pick the place! )

Am I doing it right?: Our muses are both virgins and don’t have a clue what they’re doing!

Dress up: One muse insists the other dresses up in a costume for them. ( Your choice in outfit! Bunny, maid, schoolgirl, a horse outfit - go crazy! )

Roleplaying: Teacher and student? Doctor and patient? Our muses have a little fun and decide to try out a little roleplay in bed. ( Choose your roles! )

Fun in the tub: Our muses decided to take a bath/shower together and things seem to escalate further as they wash each other down.

A little present for you: One muse comes home to the other one day tied up and waiting for the other to do as they please to them.

Eat me up: Foodplay! Whipcream, chocolate syrup, squeezing the juice out of strawberries… our muses decide to ‘play with their food’ in a more pleasing way.

Driving you crazy: One muse teases the other with their hands but refuses to give them anymore until they beg for it. To they give it up or continue to tease the other endlessly?

Woops?: Our muses have an exciting night in bed together - but what happens when one finishes inside the other and gets them pregnant? ( If its yaoi, you can make it funny by making one male think they’ve gotten pregnant even though they didn’t if you’re not for M-pregnancy AU. :-) ))

Netflix and chill: Enjoying a pleasant movie together, one muse seems way more interested in the other muse rather than the movie. Gentle caresses and kisses ( or rough, your choice ) turns into something more as they topple over and enjoy each other, completely ignoring whats on the television.

Shut up and kiss me: During a fight, one muse roughly kisses the other and it soon leads to some rough loving. Biting, scratching - they make it all better with a little rough make-up sex. ( Can be vise-versa and be sweet-romantic make-up sex! It’s up to you! )

Honeymoon.Wedding night: Our muses enjoy their romantic time after their wedding! ( Au or can be combined with a proposal for your otps <3 )

The book: Our muses find a book filled with crazy positions and decide to try them in bed! ( All I know is 69 but hey, google is your friend. Find some crazy ones to do together! )

Take a break: One muse visits the other at work. While in their office, things gets a little steamy as one muse pushes the other onto the desk for a little loving.

On the road: The passenger gets a little touchy-feely while the other is driving and decides to tease and play with him while they must keep their focus on the road.

Gender swap!: Our muses swap genders and decide to explore each others new bodies! 

Outdoors under the stars: While on a romantic picnic, our muses kisses turn into a little something more in this sweet moment.

(( Combine more than one if you wish! Have fun! )