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Just in case any of you are confused, TikTok being banned and coming back not even 24 hours later with a giant "we thank President Trump" message is NOT a win. It's a huge red flag and a sign that this was a thousand percent planned.

oldshowbiz

Nobody for President

mahgck

you have to outlive donald trump

mahgck

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

hjartasalt

Is this like, a prediction?

emotionalwords

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

virtualgirladvance

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time

henk-heijmans

Rabbits fighting mid-air in Kyushu, Japan, 2024 - by Mora Nakamura, Japanese

somethingusefulfromflorida

Watership Up

an-eccentric-devil

mangonetics

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

adishpan

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

mens-rights-activia

Oh god not clone discourse again 😭

mapsontheweb

Adult Transgender Legislative Risk Map, November 2024

canisbeta

This map is made and maintained by transgender journalist Erin Reed. She read all 550 bills targeting trans people in America in 2023 and 586 so far in 2024 and she scores state safety based on proposed and enacted legislation. She regularly updates the map (including explanations of recent legislative changes) on her site. She has a separate map for trans youth (which: warning, is even more scary), since a lot of policies target minors specifically.

It’s depressing as all hell, but Erin does great work and I’ve been using her maps to plan my career and vacations for years. It’s helped me figure out where to apply for grad school, and helps me keep track of what states I cannot do a layover in while flying because of bathroom bills.

wolvereaux

here’s the current map as of January 19th, 2025

cheese24k

clambistro-deactivated20161211

Ahh, it’s back

julierthanyou

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

party-wok

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

bestrooftalkever

YEAUGH

cerastes

A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer

cerastes

stop reblogging this

geminisee

you have more in common with the average citizen in china than any us politician

bogleech

We sure do

angelbabymikaa

and while we’re on the topic, if you call and rat out your neighbor to ICE you’re a fucking bitch

somethingusefulfromflorida

Over the years I've heard a thousand variations of the sentiment "if I lived in Nazi Germany I would have protected Jews." We are well past the point of hypotheticals now; what you do going forward is what you would have done 80 years ago. Reporting anyone to ICE doesnt just make you a fucking bitch, it makes you a fucking Nazi, literally, full stop.

brionysea

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

rafeandonlyrafe

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.