Still Pretty Eh

Casey || ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*:･ﾟ✧ Multi-mess Blog || Sagittarius ☉ || Haitian and Proud 🇭🇹 || Non-binary bébeee || Pronouns: she/they || I be talking shit out here

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[propanemoments-blog]

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[javert]

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[aprillikesthings]

The poor dude sounds just a little exasperated, and with good reason

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[the-haiku-bot]

helpp hellppp we are the

flamingo twins and we just

fucking FELL OVER

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[wholesome-animal-images]

[catchyvideos]

[ruinedchildhood]

[plus-size-aesthetics]

[jolenegifs]

TAYLOR RUSSELL for THE FACE shot by Senta Simond, styled by Danielle Emerson

[skarchomp]

dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare