gnome man

transmasc genderqueer gnome (they/he/gno/it), aroace spec, polysexual, ambiamorous | 21

[chronicallylav3nd3r]

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[lapt0pp]

how to grow the fuck up

[friendliness]

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn $50-$100 by taking surveys

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

54 ways to save money

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

how to prevent a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

rights when cops pull you over

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

choosing a major

job interview tips

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ultimate packing list

traveling when you have no money 

best way to pack a suitcase

how to apply for a passport

how to make a travel budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

ways to get better at asking for help

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

reasons to stay alive

small daily goals

[eatingdisorderssuck01]

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

[mxdragonturtle]

Ima need this eventually

[ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space]

same fam.

[oh-star-how-the-mighty-fall]

Pfffft i’m 32 and I still need some of this advice

[chaoticmooncollective-deactivat]

Reblogging now for future me

[ratofthesocialsewers08]

I’m gonna need this a lot

[elmoslungcancer]

Here you go future me

[ghostelia-deactivated20230313]

Reblogging for myself, pretty sure im gonna need it

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Wish I saw this before

[snepdotgay]

explaining things to your friend who's a gnome: okay so imagine a berry

[gr0ovygh05t]

@zedlikesbread

[snepdotgay]

explaining things to your friend who's a gnome: okay so imagine a berry

[gr0ovygh05t]

@zedlikesbread

[lillie-garden]

2026 year of the berry

[lillie-garden]

its really importantberry

[lillie-garden]

word on the street is 2026 is the year of the berry

[girlballs-archive]

it's true i spoke to an oracle deep in a berry cave and she warned me of a world engulfed by berries within a year's time

[you-sir-box]

Comments: NOT a fetish post, actually.

[d3monl0ver]

rlly embarrassing when ppl act like topping/bottoming has any bearing on anything beyond how you like to fuck. grow up

[d3monl0ver]

you’re like, inches away from asking who’s the man and who’s the woman lol

[stillfuckingtired]

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

[panulyx]

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

[i-am-a-fish]

fun fact about me is I have no money. every month I spend it all on house I don't own

[i-am-a-fish]

I love salt!!! I love sodium!!!! I love sugar and I love calories!!!! 🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🎉🎉🎉

[i-am-a-fish]

beautiful people love reading this post. beautiful people also love scrolling past this post and not seeing it. beautiful people just love coming into contact with this post indirectly or directly but it always makes it to them even if it only appears on their screen for a split second

[batch-of-pengwings]

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

[fairycosmos]

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit symptoms will come and take its place. It's never ending. AAAaaaaaah!

[zedlikesbread]

whoever created me in the human factory really went yeah let's fuck this one up beyond repair give them the whole dsm5 and physical illnesses too

[zedlikesbread]

oh and also give him tits. big ole honkers.

[zedlikesbread]

whoever created me in the human factory really went yeah let's fuck this one up beyond repair give them the whole dsm5 and physical illnesses too