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The Terror Crack ft. Jurassic Park

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Cover art for To Build a Home by @bennyboy-tallmadge

From the moment he first stepped out onto the balcony in St. Peter’s Square as Innocent XIV, Vincent Benítez knew that the days of his papacy were numbered. And yet, when a costly mistake forces him to resign, he doesn’t come prepared for the grief the loss of his office causes him.

Thomas Lawrence naively liked to think that he wouldn’t live to see the end of Innocent’s papacy. He never could have imagined that he, of all people, would be the one responsible for it.

[E, 91k, in progress]

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Cover art for Living Dangerously by @lizisshortforlizard

Jurassic Park’s animal handlers: none of them ever mentioned by name in Michael Crichton’s original novel. Who were they? What were their lives like on Isla Nublar? Did any of them survive the disaster? A year in the life of those responsible for the care of the dinosaurs. Many people would kill to have their jobs. But would they die for it? [M, 145k, in progress]

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Sinners + screenshotsofdespair

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The Terror | 2025 in a nutshell

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2024 in a nutshell

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Qcard + P*rnhub titles

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I wanted to thank you again for the gorgeous covers you made for my fic. I can't get over how absolutely perfect they look.

Thank you ❤️🌟❤️

Hi :) Tbh I'm notoriously bad at leaving reviews so this felt like the next best thing. I started to read when you were at chapter 12ish and every update after that was one of the highlights of my week. Thank you for an amazing read, definitely going to keep coming back to this!

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Cover art for No Easy Way to the Stars by @porgthespacepenguin

Summary: Five months after saving the Alpha Quadrant, Jean-Luc and his crew find themselves pulled into a new adventure that will forever change the course of their lives — and, perhaps, the fate of the galaxy itself. [E, 184k, complete]

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The Terror / Crazy Ex Girlfriend @sushiprecotto @glorioustidalwavedefendor

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Have you thought about making a Terror crack video solely with Crazy Ex Girlfriend's songs?

I absolutely love your Getting Bi video, I watch it everytime I want to feel happier, and I remember that there was Let's Generalize About Men in one of the Terror crack videos.

I thought about this idea and I created a full Spotify playlist with songs from CXGF that I think would be funny to associate to The Terror.

Think about it. Horny Angry Tango is Fitzier (the slap part 👌), Settle for Me for Francis and Sophia, I'm the Villain In My Own Story for colonialism, Face Your Fears, Time to Seize the Day and Maybe This Dream for Silna, Our Twisted Fate and Greg's Drinking Song for the alcohol + Crozier, and so many fit Hickey too, like After Everything I've Done For You. I have more but I don't want you to block me.

I hope you're having a good day. Happy new year!

Happy new year :) No no by all means keep the suggestions coming. I'll get around to it when I get around to it but in the meantime have a little sneak peek!

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2023 in a nutshell

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Cover art for points of attachment by @gruhukens When you go caving, you carry your lights with you through a system made up almost entirely of darkness. In reality, the natural state of a cave is so dark that absolutely nothing can be seen. But when you go caving, you rarely ever see this, because wherever you look all you know is the light you bring with you. If he was forced to, Jack would admit he thinks knowing Gus and the others is like this: like he's been lost in the passages for years and someone has finally handed him a light.

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2022 in a nutshell

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The Terror Crack!Vid #13

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