Danger Zone

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[grumpy-gh0st]

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

[funbearer]

[tsunflowers]

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

[bathylychnops]

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

[kalimaxxing]

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

[kalimaxxing]

not again

[ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs]

You know a characther is fucked up and traumatized when they are wearing one of these

[queenpotatothegreat]

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

[depsidase]

[archangel444]

there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

[thatsbelievable]

[kragehund-est]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[daily-spooky]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

[waspcup]

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[margesimpsonannoyedgrunt]

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score