protectress

28 ✶ isfj ✶ in your corner

[archangel444]

what you guys don't know about me is that i'm very rich and buttery

[archangel444]

tranquilize me

[csny]

[thesituation]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[dogpuppy]

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[allyourlife]

[fairycosmos]

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[postcum]

Name's Bond, like the form of investment, form of investment "bond"

[papayajuan2019]

pheromones aren't real. sweat is just that good.

[archangel444]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[regging]

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"