The Noodler

Jesus, your order is ready.

[zeldassni]

Smoking giraffe! Enjoy! 😁

[zeldassni]

how the signs sleep

Aries: stays up most of the night watching TV

Taurus: spends the entire night rolling around trying to get comfortable

Gemini: either 0 hours or 12 hours

Cancer: sleeps like a baby

Leo: *closes eyes* *is asleep*

Virgo: can only sleep when they are completely calm and stress-free

Libra: falls asleep texting

Scorpio: "yeah I sleep like 2 hours a night" *falls asleep at 9*

Sagittarius: 2 hours of sleep is a good night

Capricorn: "what is sleep?"

Aquarius: has a whole sleep playlist they have to listen to

Pisces: messiest sleeper

[witchlatte]

reblog if dogs

[zeldassni]

You're killing me Smalls.

[zeldassni]

Fanfiction: the orgasm ripped through her violently

Me: is the bitch okay???

[zeldassni]

This is my life. #food

[arkays]

Favorite Videogames quotes: Bioshock Infinite

“Booker are you afraid of God? No, but I’m afraid of you.”

[zeldassni]

So there's this parody wiki things going around on Facebook, and my friend Dillon became a VS model.

[hecka-lame]

Natural selfie because I’m feeling courageous.😶

[zeldassni]

Bae 😍😍

[noisier-deactivated20180820]

it’s so weird how much my self confidence fluctuates, like one day i’ll love everything about myself but the next day i feel like the ugliest person ever 

[hecka-lame]

Selfie af

[zeldassni]

😍

[mollyandthezombies]

apparently it costs $241,000 to raise a kid

lol do you know how many concert tickets that is

[flaws-in-icarus-deactivated2018]

Please post the name of the artist if you know them, I want to give them credit! It’s so beautiful!

[dirt-legends]

Don’t stay in hotels.

westernrise

overlandempire

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[melochite]

perks of dating me

i’ve got humor

i’m the giggle at a funeral

i know everybody’s disapproval

you should have worshipped me sooner

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

heres a link with things girls can buy to protect themselves

[iwantyoudarachme]

also! there is an escape button on every page so if you’re looking at the site and you live in a dangerous environment and need to hide it, it will redirect you to google.

[ashiningjewel]

THIS SITE IS SO RAD EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED SELF DEFENSE THINGS YOU CAN BUY A WATER BOTTLE SAFE

[thatonechick339-deactivated2023]

If I need this then others do too. Share the fuck out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!