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To ne já to moje TraumaTM

[seasonofhorror]

Addams Family Values (1993) | The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

[swanonymous]

These films are all in the same universe, but what universe that actually is I could not tell you for the life of me

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked this guy in a graveyard and he told me that zydrate comes in a little glass vile. And the little glass vile goes into the gun like a battery. And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off, it sparks, and you're ready for surgery

[theghooligan]

me to aemond’s sapphire eye fuck ass after he killed our goat ser simon:

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Our Minister of Foreign Affairs' pet nazi (same guy that the minister threatened the president to make him a minister of the environment a few months ago) fucked up big time by driving through the wrong lane at a crossroad and hitting an ambulance so hard it rolled over and narrowly avoided killing 6 people

And like, relatively nothing happened thankfully, the ambulance driver ended up in hospital but should be fine and the guy will probably (hopefully) resign from his government position

And the internet is having a field day mocking the absolute shit out of him. Someone made a browser game. It's been two days since the incident

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Křižovatka 63

Dokážete projet vinohrady lépe, než Zmoštěnec?

[theultimatedisaster]

>is the honorary president for the “WE LOVE CARS CARS ARE OUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT AND EVERYONE ELSE” party

>can’t fucking drive

[sprucestairs]

perks of writing:

its fun

i can do literally whatever I want

cons of writing

i just forgot the word "passenger" and had to search for "cargo synonym referring to a person"

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

+ honorable mention:

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

I fucking love getting back into my childhood interests for no reason whatsoever I just had peak taste back then

[mychemicalplatonicrelationship]

they come as a three do NOT separate them

[frutiger-aeroplan]

je polský catboy bojkot?

[cernadusestudakova]

lev (český státní symbol) se nemůže obtěžovat aby si dal před kalbou nejaký chleba s řízkem (český národní pokrm) aby když vypije moc piva (český národní nápoj) nezačal česká republinkat

[maknaetehlerodiny]

dneska jsem se spolužákem řešil anglické fráze, které v češtině používám a došli jsme k nádhernému a ryze českému ekvivalentu jedné z mých oblíbených. názory?

I'm gonna die on this hill = Tohle je můj Kresčak

[mluvici-trojuhelnik]

Mední Ledvěd

[cernadusestudakova]

sotva přijdu do baru a ženy se stávají obětmi mých nejnižších pudů (vysvětluju jim do detailu jaká je nejlepší tramvaj a proč je to tatra kt8d5)

[intergalactic-garbage]

binder česky -> odprsenka

[kittyit]

Do you have a 5 year plan?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 25

[minetteskvareninova]

Bitch, do I look like KSČ???