hhhhhhhhh

To ne já to moje TraumaTM

[frutiger-aeroplan]

je polský catboy bojkot?

[cernadusestudakova]

lev (český státní symbol) se nemůže obtěžovat aby si dal před kalbou nejaký chleba s řízkem (český národní pokrm) aby když vypije moc piva (český národní nápoj) nezačal česká republinkat

[maknaetehlerodiny]

dneska jsem se spolužákem řešil anglické fráze, které v češtině používám a došli jsme k nádhernému a ryze českému ekvivalentu jedné z mých oblíbených. názory?

I'm gonna die on this hill = Tohle je můj Kresčak

[mluvici-trojuhelnik]

Mední Ledvěd

[cernadusestudakova]

sotva přijdu do baru a ženy se stávají obětmi mých nejnižších pudů (vysvětluju jim do detailu jaká je nejlepší tramvaj a proč je to tatra kt8d5)

[intergalactic-garbage]

binder česky -> odprsenka

[kittyit]

Do you have a 5 year plan?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 25

[minetteskvareninova]

Bitch, do I look like KSČ???

[lavenderlostfog]

In the Shepard King Duology we got the Nightmare, and in The Knight and the Moth we got the gargoyle. And I would like to thank Rachel Gillig for continuing to give us sassy weird little guys.

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[robertseanleonardthinker]

SIR YES SIR!!!!

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[lost-fool-wandering]

Zde spočinul kořen (byl odstraněn, asi přitahoval příliš pozornosti a úsilí o re-enactment scény. Kdyby bábu celou noc nezahřejvala vlastní teplá moč tady pod kořenem, bývala mohla taky schrastit do lomu.

-J.F.

[leona-florianova]

:.(

[kdotokdyvidel]

Historické okamžiky aneb a co jste dělali vy, když byla v televizi bába pod kořenem?

[rslashrats]

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

[karioke13]

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

[worldineverknew]

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[alex-dante]

An actor from the US: * is in 5 movies *

People: woah!!! the range!!!!!

An eastern european actor: * is in 738482 movies *

People: NOT THIS FUCKING GUY AGAIN

[legally-i-am-death]

we only have about 50 actors and by gods you're gonna see them

[eastern-lights]

those 50 actors also do all the dubbing, so by god, you're also gonna hear them.

[alex-dante]

Then you go to the theatre

Guess who the fuck is there.............

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Watching a show with a guy in it and a commercial pops up with the same guy selling you hair shampoo