The Ultimate Disaster

Certified General Tullius Simp AO3 Writer Anti-Authoritarian Socialist 🇨🇿 | Genderfluid Pansexual Enby (They/He/She) AO3: @TheUltimateDisaster0506 (All my fics are locked)

[guppyscolita]

Tulfric with some spice I won’t be publicly sharing in here for obvious reasons

[guppyscolita]

My multishipper ass enjoys literally anything that involves Tullius or Ulfric. either together or sepparately: -Tullfric (Do I even need to explain why they are shipeable, pls) -Elenwen x Tullius (possesive fem dom? yummy) -Elenwen x Ulfric (kind of a dark one in my head, since wasn't she the one that tortured Ulfric? but yk what, meow) -Tullius x Rikke (one word, pegging) - Ulfric x Galmar (OUF THIS ONE is a big one for me but that's also because I very much love Galmar too. Also,,, like,,, c'mon this is the purest bottom Ulfric ship) - Ulfric x Ralof (do not bring the age gap as a counter for them because its basically the same age gap that Tullius and Ulfric have djfhb. the fics carried this one for me tbh, the power dynamic is -chef kiss-) these are the ones that come to my mind, appart from oc ships but I don't think those are interesting for anyone appart from me djfhvb

I do wanna know what is your fav ship and why you like it hmmm

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[hiveswap]

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

[guppyscolita]

I know somewhere in my files theres a drawing of Ulfric and Tullius kissing

[guppyscolita]

Didn’t find it, I did a new one

And also I just made a lot of Tulfric content but it’s very nsfw jgjfh

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

YIPPEE

[theultimatedisaster]

YIPPEEEEEE

[elierlick]

This energy though

[krongbly]

The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.

Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these 👇 the whole time

SHE WAS FUCKING SWEATY

[pyroy3]

lmaoo

[pyroy3]

this post was brought to my attention today and I checked her twitter and this made me happy

transition timelines are one of the greatest things we have in the world

[the-haiku-bot]

transition timelines

are one of the greatest things

we have in the world

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[generalofthenorth]

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

fuck it I've run out of tumblr so i'm ranting now

it is 1am

but but but tullfric modern day au where ulfric is a politician or something and tullius gets to have a nuke. as a treat for my special boy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

okay if the civil war cast were furries

Ulfric is bear obviously

Galmar also bear

Rikke is wolf

Tullius is kkttyy kitty

hadvar is bnuuy

ralof is wolf

balgruuf is lion boy

also also the fact that rikke hasn't smacked tullius with a frying pan yet she deserve anovel novel novel piss pierce process I canCMENR SMLPELEL FUCKING SPELLING

i just think crying a little bit on tullius's chest would heal me somehow..mm.mff Di wasn't I wanna feel the low tones of his voice vibrate in my ears and then happy happy og to sleleepeep eeby and neebies to sleerpy

I'm very tidjed

alos hadvar is babygirl he so babygiel I want to pick him up and spin him around and then he's all dizzy and ehehhehebbehehehehrbfkfnrktk yesss

alchemy is underrated as fuck

uwufric stormcock

when tullius covered in blood and soft illuminated bubthe fire he's sos pretty Pret Jimmy LGE HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[theultimatedisaster]

This post covers so many topics at once and every single one of them is totally based.

Ok maybe Tullius holding me in his arms and helping me get through an anxiety episode/panic attack (or simply us just cuddling that would be nice too) and telling me I’m doing great and that he’s proud of me wouldn’t solve every problem I have… HOWEVER-

I also want to make him laugh. Like imagine the usually stoic generally just bursting out laughing and laughing so long he starts crying and doubles over >:3

And imagine him being in love with you. Like he doesn’t show it in public because hey, he’s still a general and has to look tough but in private, he cherishes you so much. Whenever he comes home after a long day, his eyes light up when he sees you and his mood generally gets so much better. He goes from his usual, grumpy self to the happiest man in Skyrim when you’re present. He spoils you with all sorts of gifts, he makes sure you feel safe and appreciated, he’s so incredibly loyal to you that he’d burn anyone and everything who would dare take you away from him or hurt you in any way. Because you’re his darling that he loves and cherishes over everything else <3

[transfem-berdly-deltarune]

everybody say i love you Black trans women

[our-queer-experience]

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

[r18-g]

honestly one of the strangest and worst takes i have heard in a long time.

[self-loving-vampire]

I wish people actually looked up what grooming actually is, because it's not "when you read something horny before your 18th birthday".

Grooming involves someone deliberately trying to gain a minor's trust and open them up for sexual abuse. The intent is important here, because a lot of the actions that can constitute grooming are superficially completely benign.

For example, being kind, listening to a child when they talk about their problems or giving them gifts can be grooming if the person doing it intends to abuse the child, but otherwise it is just being a decent person.

You can't be "groomed" by an inanimate object like a book because books do not have minds. They can't abuse you. They can't even want to abuse you.

[kanyata]

everyone self-ship HARDER!!!!!!

[joeswanson73]

18+ MDNI blogs when their baby cousin walks up to them at the family gathering

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

skyrim civil war sleep positions

General Tullius

vampire man. might be pretending to be asleep. hey are you. you good

Legate Rikke

sleeps like a normal person. only person in this gaggle of idiots who can keep it tf together

Ulfric Stormcloak

how. babygirl how is that comfortable. you have all this bed and still do this. are you mentally ill /silly

Galmar Stone-Fist

actually forget about ulfric we have more serious problems here. galmar are you breathing. do I need to get a priest

Hadvar

okay. semi-normal. good! that's good! doing well my dear

Ralof

you fucking ruined it. bitch. idiot. you're not even ON A BED. fool. nincompoop. delinquent. lunchbox.

Elisif

that's how you do it!! comfy, effective, pink. yes.. good. thank you for setting everything straight again my jarl

Elenwen

no. no. absolutely not. elenwen consider your pants thoroughly pissed. why are you like this.

[helenvaughans]

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[mx-seraph]

The world will always need more happy women who love being women in it than it will miserable men who hate being men.

It will always need more happy men who love being men in it than it will miserable women who hate being women.

It will always need more happy nonbinary people who love life outside the binary in it than it will ever need miserable men and women who hate being binary.

Do not live half a life for the comfort of transphobes and exorsexists. Don't die wondering, and don't let them bury you a stranger. Even if you're wrong, you'll still know your own heart better after exploring more of its corners.

[dramatic-dolphin]

it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.