How can you be in two places at once?

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But institutional racism is imaginary, right?

Watch.

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never stop reblogging this

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Religion inoculates the human brain against logic and reason.

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One of the most dangerous, damaging things in the world is an ignorant teacher.

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I've perfected a method of traveling from one fork to another. It's called tine travel. Only one problem—it'll fork you up.

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John Steinbeck’s Pen: How the Joy of Handwriting Helps Us Draft the Meaning of Life

"The perfect pen and the perfect paper and me working on work that pleases me and has no note for the critics." Edgar Allan Poe believed

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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The Phone

Synchronous communication is mostly just very inconvenient. We are still learning how to use asynchronous systems and old habits die hard. In future we will schedule such (excepting emergencies) and otherwise use asynchronous to maximize effective use of time and life energy.

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Had a new idea for a band called, Workin' and Sleepin'…

"Work eight hours and sleep eight hours, and make sure that they are not the same eight hours."

—T. Boone Pickens

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Dear BuzzFeed, Why Don't You Look Shit Up and Learn to Write?

Defusal!

What the hell is that? You think it's a word?

This would be hilarious if it weren't so sad.

You all really can't write, can you?

Your original headline reads: "We Found A Bomb Defusal Game That Requires Teamwork…"

Try 'Bomb Defusing Game' or, if you were to use the actual term used by the military, 'Bomb Disposal Game' you might actually sound intelligent and like you know how to write, or at least how to look something up.

But I know, no one cares anymore, least of all BuzzFeed. And I'm sure you'll try to say, "…but the video games use that word!" and guess where they got it.

From the illiterate game designers and developers who were so arrogant they didn't bother to look that shit up either, despite the fact that we now have an instant fucking dictionary and infinite reference manual available 24/7 in the palms of our hands.

We're headed to the bottom of the stupid barrel with a turbo boost.

But again, you don't care because you like being willfully ignorant. That makes you cool. Yup, ignorance is cool!

Good luck with that.

Reference

We Found A Bomb Defusal Game That Requires Teamwork, Then Had Couples Try It Out. Prod. Jeff Rubin. We Found A Bomb Defusal Game That Requires Teamwork, Then Had Couples Try It Out. BuzzFeed, 28 Nov. 2014. Web. 28 Nov. 2014. <http://www.buzzfeed.com/jeffrubin/we-found-a-bomb-defusal-game-that-requires-teamwork-then-had>.

"Bomb Disposal." Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation, 25 Nov. 2014. Web. 28 Nov. 2014. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_disposal>.

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Hard work without self-discipline is a hamster wheel to nowhere.

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I have learned that, when teaching new things, adults must be treated like children and children like adults. Children still have empty cups, but adults often refuse to empty theirs.

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Holidays Are Good

They temporarily interrupt the headlong slide into oblivion.

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Curiosity killed the dumb cat. It made the smart cat compassionate, wealthy, and famous (if s/he wanted that).

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