Hello my friends, today i have a new story for my favorite ship "Speedhelmet" (i don't know what name to use for the soldier x scout Ship name) and here we go!
(not my art but i love it)
Soldier will likely be the ones who get in trouble and adventure and always bring scout (by force) and scout always almost die in those situations, when soldier was looking for scout, he found out that scout is already on an adventure with pyro, soldier got jealous and strom to see what they're doing and saw scout is just playing tea party with pyro and soldier though it was boring so he did what he always, take back what his
Soldier: "maggot! You were supposed to be on time for our adventures maggot! Expect! You're hanging out with a crazy maggot!"
Scout: "soldier i can't always hang out with you besides, your adventurers are starting to get crazy and don't make sense like you"
Pyro: hmm hmm mmm (ha! Scout doesn't learn my language yet so he doesn't understand me but you do and he's mine!)
Soldier gasp in shock because how could someone steal his best friend maggots!
Soldier: "he doesn't belong to you! He's mine!"
Soldier suddenly flips over the tea part table and gets into a fight with pyro before others get involved and heavy separate them
Heavy: "what is going on here? Why is there fighting?"
Soldier: Pyro trying to steal scout!
Spy: "what do you mean by that"
Soldier: "scout is mine! Always mine! He's always my go to partner in Mission but this maggot stole his attention!"
(i can't think anymore alright? But i love yandere/obsessed soldier x scout)