Love me some chub

29/They/Them/TME Just a gaining transmasc who loves drawing fat and being an occasional feedee. If you're under 18+, do NOT follow me or I'll block you.

[xybar]

Maybe I’m getting too fat…

[rabbitkinglune777]

by all means necessary.

[rabbitkinglune777]

also another meaning for this art: as a black person especially, I won't let anyone tell me to my face that we need to handle things "peacefully" we got our rights in the first place by physically fighting for it. I hope every other minority understands.

[rohirric-hunter]

Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Why is that?

[rohirric-hunter]

Accurate heist movie: The Team is sneaking into a high security facility. An alarm is triggered, they freeze, prepared to knock out whoever responds to the alarm. It takes 40 minutes for someone to respond. When they finally do show up, they shuffle along, annoyed, arms full of 16 bags of pretzels for some reason, and reset the alarm without bothering to check their surroundings. They report that the alarm went off in error. Security control starts a fight about the correct designation of the door. The guard announces that they’re leaving the alarm key in the alarm because it’s always going off for no reason. No one challenges them on this. They shuffle away, leaving an alarm key and several bags of pretzels behind.

The Team knocks out a security guard and steals their radio. The team mimic can perfectly replicate the knocked out guard’s voice. They get caught because they pronounced the name of the company correctly.

The Team disables an alarm. The only way to do this is to rip it out of the wall and disassemble it until it physically can’t make noise anymore. This very loud process is clearly heard by the posted security guard nearby, who rolls their eyes and text their supervisor that the logistics contractors are fooling with the alarms again.

The Team breaks into the facility at night. There they meet a single security guard who is chanting potential names for NPCs in their DnD campaign out loud while they do their patrols. They encounter a fire extinguisher. They pause in their chanting to check that it is properly charged and to apply a sticker that reads, “Anal use only”. This guy is disgustingly good at their job. There’s no way around it, they’re going to catch you. And you’re going to have to deal with the fact that you’ve been had by someone who has a supply of stickers that say “Anal use only” and who unironically wanted to name their NPC shopkeep Mammogrammus.

The Team attempts to bribe a security guard. This is its own post but know there’s no way in hell that would work.

The Team breaks into the high security room and disables all the alarms. Security control sends several guards to investigate why there are no alarms going off.

The Team attempts to break into the high security room but can’t because it’s randomly decided not to let anyone at all in today.

The Team steals a keycard with “””””unlimited””””” access to the facility and gets caught because the computer system that manages keycards randomly revokes access for no reason.

The Team walks past a security guard in broad daylight wearing T-shirts that say, “We are here to rob you”. The security guard does nothing, having seen several people in logistics wearing that exact shirt two days prior.

[lew-basnight]

The Team abandons their high-tech high-concept plans and pull up to the front door in a battered van. Wearing blue jumpsuits or work clothes, they trudge into the lobby carrying bundles of cable and tools, and in a show of class solidarity the security guard just unlocks everything.

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

A story I once heard from a guy who specialised in security testing for IT. They had been hired to test out the security of the company, and one of the things they were testing was whether they could physically get secure data out of the building.

The guy walked in with a trolley with a wobbly wheel, loaded half a dozen computers onto the trolley so that they were unstable, and walked up to the main security door. At which point, the trolley wobbled and there was an avalanche of computers. The security guard helped him load the computers back onto the trolley and then held the door open for him as he walked out with six computers loaded with company secrets.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

my number one advice for trans women both on this shitass platform and in real life is: you do not have to answer that question. people are so used to exploiting transfems' collective low self esteem that they will just expect you to answer questions that are best responded to with an openly disgusted stare. you do not have to answer these motherfuckers' questions. you don't owe anyone an explanation. "who do you think you are to ask me that" and "what makes you think that's an acceptable thing to say to me" are good, but most of the time you can just say nothing and look at them like they just offered you a spoon and a bowl of shit to eat. you'd be amazed how fast people start backtracking if you just say nothing and let their idiot question grow stale in the air

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

and needless to say you do not need to answer anons. yes this includes if they tell you everyone is saying something about you and can you explain. it is a trick. let them refresh your blog in vain

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

irl this doesn't work on people who have made up their minds to be openly hostile but it works on just about everyone else. most people have less-than-unshakable social confidence. practically everybody is secretly afraid of that moment where they realize they did something socially wrong. and no version of that moment is as jarring as when the flow of interaction just. ends. nobody is ready for the script to just stop. consequently, if you can project a passable lack of uncertainty during the brief, lurching silence that follows when you just don't respond to someone's weird question, in a way that is clearly deliberate, it only takes about 3-4 seconds at most before the other person will assume they fucked up bad even if they're not sure how. you just stare at them with perplexed disgust. they will backtrack and apologize. you still don't have to say anything. if you know them and you want to let them off with a warning, you can let them squirm for a second and then say "anyway," and change the subject like they were just being weird and you're doing them a favor. if you don't know them, or don't want to, just say say nothing, look at them like they're gross, and then ignore them

[mollyjames]

When I transitioned I was working at a coffee shop, and I had my nametag changed from MJ to Molly. Most people were chill about it (or cognizant enough to pretend they were chill about it), but I did have one guy who was a regular see the nametag, point, and laugh. He thought it was a joke. "You're name's not Molly!"

Now, luckily for him, there wasn't anyone else in the immediate vicinity, because after about three seconds of cold silence he shriveled took his drink and left. He didn't come back for two weeks, and when he did finally return, he was always certain to name and gender me correctly

[blkdyke-deactivated20230921]

A good video that accurately explains why stud is a term used for black lesbians only, not white, not poc, BLACK

I’m not even going to say please. Respect black identities and labels, they are ours for a reason.

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

Imma need this reblogged by white queer tumblr users since it’s mostly yall who wanna use it or want to know why you or other white people shouldn’t/can’t use the term “stud”

[sanguinewolves]

[video description: a tiktok made by @/callmekellin, responding to a comment that reads “what does being black have to do with being a stud …….”

the person in the video is a fem presenting black person in their car. they say “i love that you asked, lemme give you a little history lesson. full disclaimer, no hate to the commenter, i’m just giving everybody a bit of a debrief! now firstly, let’s talk about where the term stud actually comes from.

back in the days of slavery, when people still used to refer to us as animals, black people that were taller were known to be stronger because they could do more work. so down in the south, they started comparing us to horses. that then coined the term[s] studs for men, and stallions for females. like megan thee stallion. it was really big in the south. to compare us to animals.

but enough about the bleach brigade, let’s actually get back into the history. as you know, or if you don’t know, black women were not able to enter the working class until well into the 1960s. before then, there was a small populous of women that were still working, even though they technically were not supposed to.

‘how was it possible?’ these women would be dressing more masculine—using binders in order to help put down their chests, dressing more in a male form—and because of the fact that most bleach bandits believed that we, as black women, were already masculine, they got away with it. thus coining the term, in the black community, “stud.” because all the dudes knew, but she was one of the guys. so what did it matter?

any time the chlorine community would come up to black people and be like “hey! is that a female working!?” the guys would just save her and be like ‘nah, that’s a stud right there.” it was joke to them because they all knew. but as times changed and slang did too, the black community still keeps it close at heart. and yes, it was rooted in racism, but we’re taking it back for ourselves.

so once again, if you’re not a black, masculine lesbian that wants to be called a stud, you’re not a stud. you’re a masculine lesbian. even a butch if you want to. i hope that explained it!” end video description.]

[creatingblackcharacters]

@kneadbees you asked me about what "stud" meant!

[guooey]

OUPPIES AND KITTIES CAN BE FRIENDS CONFIRMED !!!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[wereralph]

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

your WHAT

[wereralph]

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

[angelgurlhearts-2]

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

[wereralph]

MY

[commanderforeskin-deactivated20]

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

[wereralph]

Watermelon

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[omigawdmatt]

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

[greylilacs]

[rattmice]

I’m sorry what

[wereralph]

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

[bananapeelchunk]

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

[wereralph]

[eyaji]

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

[everyone-loves-purple]

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

[fruitypebble]

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

[pocketdictator]

THE HORNY WHAT?????

[wereralph]

[transmadotsuki]

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

[self-loathsome-deactivated20220]

THE WHAT?!

[transmadotsuki]

THIS ONE

[baconis42]

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

[mysofthoneybee]

personally i’m at 96%

[midnight-spectrum-again]

This post keeps getting worse

[hellcatbruiser]

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

[carthages-finest]

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

[sovereignant]

Ahem.

The what?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Always Corny On Main

Beautiful

[sovereignant]

No. Canceled.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But why???

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

[smegbertmarbles]

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

[wereralph]

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

[graceiscringylmao]

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

[ruimtetijd]

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

[wereralph]

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me every time wereralph posts

[systlin]

People paid Actual Money for this website

[triflesandparsnips]

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

[likethesword]

The end of an era

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

i miss wereralph :(

[were-ralph]

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

[maxxayz]

[were--ralph]

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

[deepestfriendgoophero]

They will NEVER kill the king!

[were--ralph]

something disastrous happened here

[were---ralph]

RETURN TO LIFE

[polyamzeal]

[parkore]

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[simonalkenmayer]

I found this very funny because I had the same thought

[ryoxxlart]

It’s was a stupidly hot pride month and I wanted to post some big transfemmy affirmations 🏳️‍⚧️💋

We need AC in the UK if our asses are going to grow any bigger by next year…

[were--ralph]

When you roll a nat 1

Someone post a gif

[bluefire-axolotl]

[were--ralph]

guards arrest them

[tics-deactivated20201202]

POV u are a tasty little cheese

[catbreon-draws]

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[marmalade-draws]

Redid that one Riza drawing from 2019 (old version under the cut)

[storyweavingspider]

If you are a white person in a racialized person’s life, especially as a partner or close friend, you should go out of your way to ask regularly “hey is there anything you have been holding on to that I did?” and critically both fix it and NOT DO ANYTHING TO PUNISH THEM FOR TELLING YOU.

As a white person raised in a white supremacist society, you’re gonna fuck up sometimes. That’s just a fact. But racialized people often aren’t able/comfortable speaking up when y’all do some shit because of the power imbalance/not feeling up to educating when you may be resistant/don’t think the “fight” will be Worth It.

Show initiative without making it A Struggle or playing the white guilt card. Show you actually care about them, their struggles, and the way you interact with them BEFORE they have to have a bigger Conversation with you, beyond when they need to yell about someone else being racist.

And for fucks sake if they’re making/showing you something from their culture fucking act like you realize the importance of that, that they’re showing you shows they grew up with or making you food they made with their families, that they’re letting you in and trusting you more than other whites in their life.

[mintendo96]

This would honestly be life changing for me. The idea came up because I feel so incapable of telling the people in my life when they do racist shit. And like furthermore, actually respond beyond just an I'm sorry. Like for the love of god actually internalize the shit the Black and Brown folks say to you.

[mintendo96]

I'm seeing a lot of tags from white people saying something along the lines of please tell me if I fuck up and like that really goes against the point of the post. Racialized people have to swallow so much racism on a daily basis and it's impossible to tell who is safe to confront.

Even close friends or partners are not necessarily safe. I have had partners dismiss accusations of racism just off hand, I have had partners treat me like a repository for knowledge on Muslim cultural practices despite the fact that *my family has been Christian since Jesus,* hell I have had a partner say I was overplaying my pain at the genocide to get sympathy.

Racialized people are constantly waiting for the other shoe to job. Constantly waiting for their "antiracist" white friend to decide they have learned all they need to. We need you to ask. We need you to care enough to be proactive literally at all. Stop asking us to trust you without doing any fucking work to prove you are trustworthy.

[storyweavingspider]

To emphasize

IF YOU ARE WHITE YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP OR YOU ARE JUST PUTTING MORE LABOR AND DANGER ON YOUR RACIALIZED FRIENDS FOR YOUR FUCKING COMFORT

Fucking reblog this each time you see it so that it gets drilled into other whites heads

[subversivecynic]

This goes for stuff that isn't race too. If you are the privileged person in some aspect this is a thing you should be thinking about regularly.

I had a conversation about cis dude privilege with my little brother a couple weeks ago and he's second generation American from Nigeria - told him he's gotta be honest and ask and accept the answer multiple times if he wants to make it up to a person who he considers a friend but who he has been misgendering and who lost their temper about it.

He says they're talking to him again, so I think it might have worked.