no one will follow my blog

[slavicsapphics]

Butches wear this challenge

[zephmczero]

The opposite of chillax is skedaddle

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The opposite of chillax is skedaddle

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[astrakaninez]

“Hell nah you’re not an animal wtf is wrong with you!1!1!1”

I need a break from these hateful talking bipedals, lemme have a snack…

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I’m like if a lesbian was buried in a pet sematary and came back wrong not in a literal sense but more metaphorically.

[zephmczero]

Diversity win!

My dead dad's bmw uses they/them pronouns

[zephmczero]

Who needs friends when you have radiation coursing through your veins

[zephmczero]

Foodland closes at 7:30, which is fucked up and upsetting. What kind of place closes on the half hour?

[zephmczero]

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

[zephmczero]

2. "If you drink my Mexican coke, I will kill you and it will take hours and I'll cry the whole time,"

And then when discussing the joke later

"when they find your head there will be two bottle caps in your eyes."

[zephmczero]

Post cancelled, dad passed away.

[zephmczero]

So I haven't seen the new boy and the heron movie.

But I have seen the Little critters that are in it and the problem is that they look like an alien from Doctor who, an alien from Doctor who that I love:

the adipose babies,

and so every time I see a crochet pattern for them or little stickers of them like it's so excited that someone's making stuff for the adipose babies and then it turns out to be the little guys from boy and the heron and that really bums me out.

I feel like the solution here is to watch the boy and the heron so that I can fall in love with these little guys and then get a bunch of stuff based on them because it's all about their shape.

They're round little chubby guys and I love that.

[zephmczero]

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

[zephmczero]

2. "If you drink my Mexican coke, I will kill you and it will take hours and I'll cry the whole time,"

And then when discussing the joke later

"when they find your head there will be two bottle caps in your eyes."

[zephmczero]

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

[zephmczero]

A gathering of fellows in the fridge.

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I've got nail polish application secrets that will have your esthetician friend saying

"oh. Please don't do that"

[zephmczero]

It's solipsism Saturday

[zephmczero]

Me, making a joke about my dad dying

My boyfriend: I was prepared but it still really hit me

Me: just because you can see someone swinging an aluminum bat at you doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when it hits you

[zephmczero]

I came up with the idea of an all transgender production of Rocky horror with me as Frank n Furter. (Important note, I am a 5'6 chubby asexual trans masc but I look great in leather and sequins)

I can't stop thinking about the idea. I want to do it so bad that I'm going to throw a tantrum.

Firstly, I love the idea of having me a trans masc dressed in women's clothes doing sweet transvestite. I just think it's really fun.